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It turns out, Glasses doesn't have an iPod, but a Gigabeat...


1 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 16:49:58.71 ID:nD0FDWy80
Gigabeat...?
2 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 16:52:30.47 ID:1wWHEygoO
Thanks, man. Let's use this thread.
3 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 16:58:31.58 ID:hvNAjoBS0
This thread it is, huh?
4 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:01:46.59 ID:nD0FDWy80
We're staying in News Flash?w
Previous thread:
ttp://yutori.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1200669751/
If you're new to this thread:
ttp://syuugooti.blog22.fc2.com/blog-entry-24.html

So much for the obligatory stuff.
5 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:03:47.80 ID:1wWHEygoO
>>1 GJ


Won't posting the previous thread attract all the elitist oldfags?
6 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:04:12.32 ID:d7rKC1mp0
I use a Gigabeat too!!
>>1 GJ
7 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:06:56.66 ID:hvNAjoBS0
>>1 GJ
8 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:07:04.09 ID:nD0FDWy80
1000 Name:VIPPER Date:2008/01/20(Sun) 17:04:59.84 ID:lU6gjiJA0
If this post is >>1000, 1 will confess his love to Glasses within the first 100 posts of the next thread.
9 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:07:24.02 ID:ySvwebeU0
>>1 GJ
10 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:08:34.26 ID:eMIDPTEnO
>>1 GJ
11 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:08:59.62 ID:hvNAjoBS0
"I see, you've been working hard today as well. ^^ You even worked overtime.
I'm glad you were able to sleep yesterday. I was able to sleep well too.
Yes, I meant Ayanokouji Kimimaro. Looks like my mother is a fan. (lol)"

Do I reply like this!?
12 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:09:11.72 ID:1wWHEygoO
>>8 Now that's something to look forward to.
13 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:10:01.29 ID:lU6gjiJA0
Confess your love to her using the first word of every line in your e-mailwww
14 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:10:08.28 ID:oY7rQKUI0
Will he confess within the first 100 posts or not? The suspense is too much!
15 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:10:29.39 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Here's an idea for a reply:
"Wow, you even worked overtime.
I guess it's only to be expected that there are lots of customers on Sundays. (+_+)
How long is your shift normally?
Yeah, my mother seems to like Kimimaro, she was happy when I put some Kimimaro and other older songs on her iPod for her. (lol)"
16 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:10:33.71 ID:1wWHEygoO
So what do we ask her?
17 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:12:24.21 ID:lU6gjiJA0
I'm
in
love
with
you
18 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:12:58.84 ID:+u85fMwM0
How about asking Glasses about her favorite music artists?
19 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:14:20.11 ID:hvNAjoBS0
If I really confessed my love to her within the first 100 posts, I'd be the most premature ejaculator in the worldwwwwww
20 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:15:03.19 ID:nD0FDWy80
1. Ask her about her workplace.
2. Ask her if she's working part-time to save up for something or if she has some different goal → probably to buy a Gigabeat.
3. Ask her what she normally does when she's not working.

You asked her about her favorite manga and stuff, didn't you? There wasn't much overlap with your tastes IIRC, right, >>1?
21 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:17:06.32 ID:hvNAjoBS0
"I see, you've been working hard today as well. You even worked overtime. I guess it's only to be expected that there are lots of customers on Sundays.(+_+)
I'm glad you were able to sleep yesterday. I was able to sleep well too.
Yeah, my mother seems to like Kimimaro, she was happy when I put some Kimimaro and other older songs on her iPod for her.
What kind of music do you listen to, Ms. Glasses?"

This is a pretty damn good reply, isn't it?wwwwwww
22 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:17:51.69 ID:lU6gjiJA0
Isn't it better to expand on the manga topic?
23 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:18:58.20 ID:nD0FDWy80
>>21
Let's go with that for now.
But if you change the topic to music, I feel like it'll just end up backfiring on you, >>1w
24 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:19:21.08 ID:hvNAjoBS0
>>20
Workplace → When she said she works at a bookstore, I asked her a little about it and that's about it.
Goal → Haven't asked her yet, but it's probably a Gigabeat.
What she normally does → Haven't asked her yet.
Favorite manga or books → I asked her, but forgot what she said. I remember how she said she likes pretty much everything.
25 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:19:23.36 ID:+u85fMwM0
ELECT!! No, I mean EXCELLENT!!

I think it's good. Keep up the good work.
26 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:20:08.34 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Sentwwwwwwww
Even though I don't know jackshit about musicwwwwwwwwwPffwwww
27 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:21:28.99 ID:i/66Fgh20
>>21
Looks good to mew
But whether asking her about music is a good idea or not depends on how much you know about music, >>1.
Also, if Glasses is friends with 2ndSis, it's possible that she's writing e-mails to your sister at the same time, right?
I'm not sure because I haven't read the previous thread yet, but does Glasses know that you're a shut-in?
28 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:23:06.52 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Our goal today should be to find out more about Glasses' private life.
29 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:23:16.70 ID:lU6gjiJA0
Would
you
go
out
with
me?
30 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:24:01.53 ID:nD0FDWy80
>>27
That's a pretty delicate matter, we really ought to write a mail to his sister and ask her about it.
31 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:25:15.26 ID:Rz7BadLT0
I don't know why, but I imagine Glasses to look like Hakase Satomi from Negima.
32 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:25:57.42 ID:nD0FDWy80
You haven't even asked her about her family name yet, have you?
Why don't you ask her and give her a better pseudonym based on it? I'm fine with "Glasses", but isn't it strange to keep going so long without asking her about her family name?w
33 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:26:13.05 ID:hvNAjoBS0
There's this weird bird sitting on the balcony and it's been watching me fap for a while now.
It's incredibly lewd.
34 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:26:43.26 ID:clG1zKzi0
You're a retardwwwwwwwww
35 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:27:29.89 ID:ySvwebeU0
A birdwwwwwwww
36 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:28:30.54 ID:YQdkjs/t0
Idea for a vertical confession:

"I hope work wasn't too hard on you today with working overtime and all. I
would have never thought that you work so hard since you didn't mention anything
like working part-time in a bookstore last time we met.
To be honest, I'm thinking of working part-time at a bar as it might be to my
taste. Since I don't have any experience with part-time jobs, I wanted to hear
your opinion as you're more experienced than me.
juices"

Damn, it's difficult to include "juices" without raising suspicion.
37 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:29:52.23 ID:UIvE/pRh0
Yeah, well, jerking off can make a kind gentleman out of every horny man.
The effect only lasts for a very limited time though.
If you want it to last longer, blow your load three times in a row until you're completely empty.
Btw, has she replied yet?
38 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:29:57.61 ID:rC144Rmn0
>>36
All I got out of your post is that it's difficult to use the word juices in a non-sexual context.
39 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:30:12.25 ID:hvNAjoBS0
The Fapwatchingbird is still watching me...
It's so embarrassing. >///<
40 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:30:59.15 ID:Rz7BadLT0
Don't give the bird weird nameswwwwwwwww
What are you fapping to, btw?
41 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:31:03.81 ID:ChC5MaHd0
Isn't it better to get back the bigSisPod and fix the playlist to make things right?
42 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:31:37.03 ID:nD0FDWy80
>>39
That bird is a spy from Soul Society, you know?
43 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:31:58.57 ID:clw7edFmO
I hope you're not fapping to Glasses.
44 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:33:08.54 ID:5BF+wzn2O
Fapwatchingbirdwwwwwww
45 : I_want_to_become_one_with_a_cute_little_girl... : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:33:15.78 ID:q5fIMYuS0
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     ∠二ヽ-イ!」\\    >>39 Don't look at me like that... >///<
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46 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:33:51.50 ID:xCXq12g8O
>>43
I'm sorry.
47 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:33:52.65 ID:eMIDPTEnO
>>39
The Fapwatchingbird has a built-in high-resolution CCD camera in the right eye.
48 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:34:16.07 ID:0gOEGI0g0
Fapwatchingbirdwwwwwwwwww
Oh God, my sides hurtwwwwwwwww
49 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:35:07.70 ID:hvNAjoBS0
I didn't last long when I imagined fondling Glasses' boobs and getting a footjob from Sweets.
I don't regret anything.
50 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:35:38.93 ID:eMIDPTEnO
>>49
Oh, you!wwwwwwww
51 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:36:08.65 ID:nD0FDWy80
>>49
Sweets too!?www
52 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:37:10.94 ID:lU6gjiJA0
Confess to her that you're a shut-in already.
And ask her to help you with your return to society.
How's that?
53 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:37:55.92 ID:UIvE/pRh0
That bird is 2ndSis's loyal spy.
It observes every little thing you do only to return to 2ndSis's room to report it all to her.
And that's how you get sucked deeper and deeper into Glasses' and 2ndSis's joint scheme......
But don't forget that your oldest sister is actually the one pulling the strings.
54 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:37:57.21 ID:3DFF3Wx90
Write to her "Baby, if you were an iPod touch, I'd tap you all day.".
55 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:40:29.28 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Guys, forget the Fapwatchingbird.
She replied.

"Yeah! We have lots of customers on holidays. (smiley) No one comes on weekdays though. (>_<)
So you got some sleep?☆ I'm glad♪
Older songs, huh? Are you perhaps knowledgeable about music too?
I listen to music, but... I'm probably below average when it comes to that. (lol)
I don't know many songs, much less if it's newer stuff. (sweat)
What kind of music do you like, 1?"

Of course, the question came back to me... Guys, we have a problemwwwwwwwww
56 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:40:54.18 ID:clG1zKzi0
>>49
Who did you think of when you came?
Sweets? Glasses?
57 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:41:47.81 ID:Rz7BadLT0
Just tell her you only listen to anime songs.
She doesn't seem to be prejudiced against otaku, it should be fine.
58 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:41:55.00 ID:oY7rQKUI0
Tell her the truth and list your favorite anime songs.
59 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:42:08.43 ID:3DFF3Wx90
Better play it safe and go with Ravel's "Jeux d'eau".
60 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:42:09.00 ID:lU6gjiJA0
Name a few famous anime songs that don't sound like anime songs.
We might be able to measure her power level from her reaction.
61 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:42:12.01 ID:UNgv+NqIO
Hey, weren't we going to Part Flash after the previous thread?
We don't decide things by post numbers anymore, what are we still doing here in VIP?
62 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:42:55.53 ID:eMIDPTEnO
>>55
Yeah, we have a problem, alrightwwwwwwwww
63 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:43:26.31 ID:hvNAjoBS0
>>56
Sumomo from Nanatsuiro Drops.
64 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:43:29.40 ID:ySvwebeU0
Let's slowly shift from normals songs to anime songs...
65 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:43:54.58 ID:Rz7BadLT0
>>63
You were having a foursome!?wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
66 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:44:05.07 ID:UIvE/pRh0
It's not a problem, it's your chance!

"I don't really have a genre I listen to a lot either.
So, why don't you recommend some of your favorite songs to me, Glasses?
I'll make sure to give them a listen."

or something along these lines. If you're lucky, she might even lend you her CDs and stuff.
And what was borrowed, must be returned.
That means, you'll have two opportunities to meet her, first to borrow the CDs from her, then to return them to her.
67 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:44:12.01 ID:+u85fMwM0
How about Sound Horizon?
68 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:44:57.62 ID:6tuNrN9UO
Salut Mademoiselle
69 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:48:04.17 ID:clw7edFmO
>>66
That makes him seem rather unassertive though. A guy should be able to say what he likes.
Or she'll think he's one of those guys that always play it safe and just go with whatever the woman says which can be very tiring.
70 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:48:30.86 ID:RNP5EFWD0
>>1
More like a Gibibyte.
71 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:49:41.78 ID:hvNAjoBS0
"I'm not very knowledgeable about music either. In fact, I think I'm below average when it comes to that too.
I don't really have a genre I listen to a lot either.
So, why don't you recommend some of your favorite songs to me?
I'll make sure to give them a listen.
By the way, I like ignited by T.M.Revolution."

I thought I'd mention an anime song that a fujoshi might like. Yay or nay?
72 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:49:53.90 ID:05MfrYDoO
How about Bleach OPs and EDs?w
Or songs from other anime that fujoshi love, e.g. "Big Windup!".
73 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:50:09.81 ID:clw7edFmO
You wouldn't want to date a girl who's so superficial she'd dislike you for being into anime songs anyway, so just tell her the truth.
74 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:50:11.35 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Why don't we go with anime songs by mainstream artists first?
"I don't know any recent mainstream songs either.
[Insert song] may be about all I know.
It's an anime song though. (lol)"
75 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:50:18.67 ID:lU6gjiJA0
"I'm not sure if there's a genre I especially like.
I used to listen to Kinki Kids when 2ndSis was a fan of them.
But I personally prefer rock music!
I feel it's invigorating in many ways."
76 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:51:35.83 ID:clw7edFmO
How come 1 is the only one using polite speech? Is Glasses older than him?
77 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:51:36.28 ID:i/66Fgh20
It can be bands you used to listen to in the past too imo.
Btw, why did she ask if you're "knowledgeable about music too"?
What else are you knowledgeable about? Computers?w

Example for a reply:
"I think, rather than songs that are in the charts right now, I listen to older songs most of the time.
Currently, I listen to [insert band1] and [insert band2] a lot.
I also listen to my friends' anime song recommendations. (lol)
Which genre of music do you like, Ms. Glasses?"

Or is this too normal and boring?
78 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:51:58.55 ID:UIvE/pRh0
>>69
It's part of the plan, of course.
If she's an otaku too, it might be okay to list only anime songs.
But if she's a normalfag, where's the sense in doing something that's likely to cause her to dislike you?
Deep dark secrets like that should only be shared after you've become good friends.

79 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:52:32.57 ID:nD0FDWy80
If it was porn, okay, but these are just anime songs we're talking about here...
You wouldn't have a chance with her anyway if she was disgusted by something like anime songsw

Is the "So, why don't you recommend some of your favorite songs to me, Glasses? I'll make sure to give them a listen." part supposed to be a shift to casual speech? I guess it's weird if you both keep using polite speech forever, huh?
80 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:54:01.01 ID:lU6gjiJA0
We'll soon be at 100 postsww
81 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:54:05.11 ID:hvNAjoBS0
"COLORS" (Code Geass OP)
"Dramatic" (Big Windup! OP)
"Ichirin no Hana" (Bleach OP)
Would these be better than "ignited"?
82 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:54:08.67 ID:nD0FDWy80
Whoops, just noticed that Glasses uses casual speech...
Then it's kinda difficult to free yourself of casual speech if she doesn't ask you to first...
83 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:54:37.04 ID:UIvE/pRh0
>>79
The problem in 1's case though is that he's not only into normal anime songs, but also weird shit like Chippaipanwww
84 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:54:47.28 ID:nD0FDWy80
Let's go on the offense with mainstream anime songs first!
85 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:56:01.40 ID:hvNAjoBS0
>>84
Mainstream anime songs? You must mean songs like Kiiroi Vacances and Mebae Drive!!
86 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:56:03.44 ID:+u85fMwM0
I'd go with Karlmayer.
87 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:56:33.63 ID:hvNAjoBS0
>>80 >>86
You guys are relentlesswwwwwwww
88 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:56:51.08 ID:clw7edFmO
>>82 No, if she's already using casual speech, there's no reason why he can't slowly switch to casual speech too.
89 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:57:06.33 ID:Rz7BadLT0
Switch to casual speech as if you've been using it from the beginning, like it was the most natural thing in the world.
90 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:57:33.30 ID:i/66Fgh20
Huh?w
The way I see it, anime songs are songs that are actually used in anime and are included in their OST.
What you guys mean are just anime tie-up songs and not really anime songs imo.
91 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:57:45.80 ID:hvNAjoBS0
>>76
I don't know her well and before I noticed it, I was already using polite speech...
I don't know if she's older than me or not.
92 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:57:48.24 ID:eMIDPTEnO
"I've been listening to Karlmayer on endless repeat."
You can use this if you don't want to see her ever againwwwwww
93 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:57:51.03 ID:kiFUCzDk0
I wanna know what happened to the Fapwatchingbird.
94 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:58:45.87 ID:hvNAjoBS0
So which anime songs do I go with?wwwwwwwwwww
Porono Graffitti songs?wwwwwwwwww
95 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:58:56.92 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Tie-up songs should be okay.
96 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 17:59:49.92 ID:Rz7BadLT0
>>94
Pick something from the bigSisPod playlist.
97 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:00:03.51 ID:nD0FDWy80
The only anime songs I know are Keikenchi Joushouchuu and Together!
98 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:00:13.60 ID:05MfrYDoO
>>94
Poronowwwwww Learn to spell it rightwww
99 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:00:39.36 ID:eMIDPTEnO
>>96
I don't think she'd talk to him again if he did that.
100 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:01:15.13 ID:nD0FDWy80
It all depends on her taste anyway, why don't you just tell her your favorite songs, >>1?
Nothing ventured, nothing gained, you know? No sex songs though.
101 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:01:18.69 ID:i/66Fgh20
Safest choices would be bands like Mr. Children and Spitz, huh?wwwwwwwwww
I wonder if Perfume would be acceptable too.
102 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:01:23.36 ID:hvNAjoBS0
"I'm not very knowledgeable about music either. In fact, I think I'm below average when it comes to that too.
I don't really have a genre I listen to a lot either.
I think, rather than songs that are in the charts right now, I listen to older songs most of the time.
Currently, I listen to Perno and Utada a lot.
I also listen to my friends' anime song recommendations. (lol)
Which genre of music do you like, Ms. Glasses?"

Like this?
103 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:01:32.66 ID:Rz7BadLT0
>>99
The joke, over your head.
104 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:01:52.84 ID:UIvE/pRh0
>>90
Doraemon songs, Anpanman songs and the Evangelion opening theme are examples of true anime songs.
Anime songs are basically songs you can only hear in the anime itself. Though songs that were specifically made for a certain character are called anime songs too.
The Prince of Tennis for example had a lot of those.
105 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:02:23.80 ID:nD0FDWy80
>>102
Let's stop with the lies.
It'll only make everything harder in the long run.
106 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:02:34.42 ID:Rz7BadLT0
Beautiful Suzuki's character song was really good.
107 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:02:51.26 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Or do I kick it up a notch and mention some Evangelion or Haruhi songs instead?
Btw, the Fapwatchingbird watched me fap, then flew off into the sky.
108 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:03:48.33 ID:3DFF3Wx90
You better hurry up and send it. She's probably waiting for it.
109 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:04:02.00 ID:lU6gjiJA0
>I also listen to my friends' anime song recommendations. (lol)
This looks like it might cause a lot of trouble later onwww
110 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:04:09.29 ID:clw7edFmO
Get rid of the "friends' recommendations(lol)" part! It sounds really lame, especially if she already knows from 2ndSis that you're an otaku.
111 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:04:11.91 ID:eMIDPTEnO
>>102
Who's gonna buy that shit?wwwwwwww
112 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:04:15.20 ID:kiFUCzDk0
Guess the Fapwatchingbird flew on to the next fapping person...
113 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:04:22.08 ID:nD0FDWy80
Didn't she say that she broke up with her last boyfriend because their interests didn't match?
Don't be afraid to reveal your power level.
You couldn't shock someone like her who directly picks an Evangelion notebook out of many anywaywwww
114 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:05:14.13 ID:UIvE/pRh0
>>1
Well, this is just a recommendation from me, but tell her Super Eurobeat is great.
If you've never heard of it, tell her you're thinking of giving it a try.
Volume 90 is great for a start if you wanna buy them. You'd have to buy it second-hand, but at least it's cheap.
It contains lots of songs you never get tired of, I can strongly recommend it.
115 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:05:59.01 ID:i/66Fgh20
If you really listen to Porno and Utada, I don't see why you shouldn't mention them.
But if she's an otaku, it might be also interesting to go all out from the start.

In any case, just don't tell any lieswwwwwwwwwwww
116 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:07:44.31 ID:eMIDPTEnO
The problem is that he wrote he listens to them "a lot"w
117 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:07:51.24 ID:hvNAjoBS0
I changed that line with "friends" and sent it.
118 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:07:59.04 ID:u7r0I+nX0
Why not just tell her honestly what kind of music you like?
119 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:08:14.59 ID:nD0FDWy80
I just listened to Mebae Drive. Wasn't it the song you love, >>1? The song itself is well, okay, I think.
But what's with the title?w
120 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:08:59.02 ID:nD0FDWy80
>>117
Heywwww You damn cowardwwwww Did you drop the line with the anime songs?wwww
121 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:10:31.45 ID:UIvE/pRh0
>>120
Now, now, he can still write about anime songs after seeing her reaction, you know?
If you keep trying to land a KO punch all the time, you're gonna eat a counter punch and get left lying therew
122 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:11:01.98 ID:5BF+wzn2O
I was a 2ndSisfag, but I've decided to switch to the Fapwatchingbird from today on.
123 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:11:40.07 ID:P6MHNQTp0
Round Table feat. Nino should be safe!
124 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:12:24.93 ID:mFP3rFXn0
Didn't you already send her a mail like "I'm actually a hardcore otaku, I just couldn't tell you in front of everyone last time."?
125 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:12:44.93 ID:eMIDPTEnO
You'd have been better off with CHA-LA-HEAD-CHA-LA imo.
126 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:12:48.94 ID:UIvE/pRh0
Hey, no reply from her yet?
127 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:13:44.27 ID:hvNAjoBS0
"I'm not very knowledgeable about music either. In fact, I think I'm below average when it comes to that too.
I don't really have a genre I listen to a lot either.
I think, rather than songs that are in the charts right now, I listen to older songs most of the time.
Currently, I listen to Perno and Utada a lot.
I also listen to anime songs a little. (lol)
Which genre of music do you like, Ms. Glasses?"

↑Sent it like this.
128 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:14:20.55 ID:nD0FDWy80
A little? You listen to anime songs a little?wwwww
129 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:14:40.54 ID:clw7edFmO
>>123
Huh? Round Table counts as otaku music then!?
I was listening to them thinking they must be a very popular band.
130 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:14:49.25 ID:3DFF3Wx90
What in the world is a Perno?w
131 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:15:58.58 ID:UIvE/pRh0
>>125
Together with this one.
         ______ 
       ,;i|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||ii;、         _/
     /||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||ii;、        \
  / ̄ ̄\||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||ii;゙ヽ,      /
'" ̄ヽ     ヽ!!||||||||||||||||  ||||||||||!!"ヘ     <  I'll give you romance
ヽ          ゙!!!||||||||||||  |||||||!!   iヽ── /
|||l            ゙゙ヽ、ll,,‐''''""     | ヽ|||||||||  I'll give you romance
|||l     ____   ゙l   __   \|||||||||  
||!'    /ヽ、     o゙>┴<"o   /\   |'" ̄|  If you show me your true bravery
\  /  |ミミヽ──‐'"ノ≡- ゙'──''彡| |、 |   |
   ̄|    |ミミミ/" ̄ 、,,/|l ̄"'''ヽ彡|| |、/   /  I'll give you romance
 ヽ、l|    |ミミミ|  |、────フヽ |彡l| |/  /_
  \/|l    |ミミミ| \_/ ̄ ̄フ_/  |彡|l/    ̄/  I'll give you romance
  \ ノ   l|ミミミ|  \二二、_/  |彡|      フ  
    ̄\  l|ミミミ|    ̄ ̄ ̄  |メ/       \  The glisten light flutters in your heart
    | \ ヽ\ミヽ    ̄ ̄"'  |/        /
    /  \ヽ、ヾ''''ヽ、_____//       /_  I'll give you an iPod
  /  ヽ ゙ヽ─、──────'/|         ̄/
. /       ゙\ \     / / \__
   ───'''" ̄ ̄ ゙゙̄ヽ、__,,/,-'''" ̄   ゙''─
132 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:16:34.97 ID:P6MHNQTp0
>>129 Round Table without Nino should be fine as they didn't do any songs for anime.
But even with Nino, their stuff is definitely not otaku-like, I think.
133 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:19:58.62 ID:hvNAjoBS0
She's as fast as alwayswwww About three times faster than mewwwwww

"I see, I see♪ Guess we're on the same level when it comes to music then.(lol)
I said I don't know many songs, but if it's Porno and Utada Hikaru, even I listen to their songs. (smiley)
Do you have any songs you can recommend to me?

Btw, you listen to anime songs too? Am I right in the assumption that you like anime, 1?
If yes, what kind of anime do you watch?
I don't think I have a favorite music genre either. (>_<) I listen to everything, even anime songs. (lol)"

She took our bait, guys.
134 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:21:07.84 ID:UIvE/pRh0
>>133
Well done. It should be easier for you to talk to her about anime songs from now onw
135 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:21:58.32 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Oh snapwww I sent it as Pernowwwwwww
It's like as soon as I expose part of my private parts to her, she follows suit and exposes hers to the same degree.
This looks like it's going to turn into a battle of wits!!!!!!!
136 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:22:28.69 ID:nD0FDWy80
Whoa, she snapped at the bait like a hungry fishwww Keep going and tell her more about the things you like.
But no porn, get it?w Though she's most probably rotten anywaywww
137 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:22:35.03 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Yeah, Glasses is very obviously a fujoshi, right?
138 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:22:36.87 ID:clw7edFmO
So she already knew you're an otaku.
139 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:23:22.84 ID:vVYubjAQ0
She's replying pretty quickly even if we assume she doesn't have have anything better to do right now.
In other words, it's proof that Glasses wants to continue the e-mail exchange with you, >>1!
140 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:23:37.96 ID:Rz7BadLT0
This is a more interesting battle of wits than Liar Game, by far.
141 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:24:07.67 ID:xCXq12g8O
Round Table is fucking awesome.
They were originally a Shibuya-kei band, I don't think they made any anime songs before Nino joined.
142 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:24:34.91 ID:UIvE/pRh0
>>137
First off, show us what you're thinking of replying to her e-mail.
143 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:24:35.35 ID:hvNAjoBS0
>>138
My guess is that 2ndSis whispered it to her. No idea how much she told her though.
I think Glasses is only acting like she doesn't know out of consideration.
144 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:24:48.63 ID:vVYubjAQ0
Don't worry about outing yourself as an otaku if she's one too. It'd be an entirely different case if she was a normalfag though.
145 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:26:34.26 ID:i/66Fgh20
I knew she'd take the baitwwwwwwww I lol'd because she reacted just as I thoughtwwww
It's like she wants to talk about anime so badw Guess she had a feeling that you were an anime otaku from the beginning.
146 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:27:48.49 ID:3DFF3Wx90
I'd say she initially wanted to hide the fact that she likes anime too, but now that it's out, things should be pretty straightforward from now on.
For a start, I can recommend Romeo's Blue Skies.
147 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:28:35.88 ID:clw7edFmO
Well, even if by any chance Glasses turns out to be a normalfag, she must've at least heard from 2ndSis about your interests.
At the very least, she won't be surprised. You know what, write her a list of your favorite songs and there's bound to be one or two songs she likes too.
148 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:29:22.30 ID:hvNAjoBS0
"Songs I can recommend?
How about Melissa and Beautiful World? (lol)
Yes, I listen to anime songs and watch anime too.
I've been watching almost all of the late night anime lately, like CLANNAD."

>>142
How's this?
149 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:29:37.11 ID:rC144Rmn0
It's okay to name anime songs now, right?
Let's go with Mebae Drive.
150 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:30:08.94 ID:UIvE/pRh0
I can't shake off the feeling that...
everything's just going according to 2ndSis's planw
151 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:30:40.97 ID:eMIDPTEnO
If we're going to give her a list of songs, we have to make it as diverse as possible to make it easier for her to pick a song from itw
152 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:31:04.73 ID:clw7edFmO
>>141
I don't know anything about anime songs, the only anime songs I ever listen to are from the Chibi Maruko-chan Complete OST.
But you've caught my interest with the keyword "Shibuya-kei".
153 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:31:06.53 ID:Rz7BadLT0
>>148
CLwwwwANwwwwwNAwwwwwDwwwwwwwww
You sure don't go easy on herwwwwwwww






Fujibayashi Kyou is mai waifu btw.
154 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:31:12.06 ID:5BF+wzn2O
>>148
I'd love to pat you on the shoulder and say you did good since you came up with it on your own, but no, that one's not goodwwwww
155 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:32:21.87 ID:vVYubjAQ0
If you like Mebae Drive, you must have watched Hidamari Sketch...... I did too.
156 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:32:23.06 ID:UIvE/pRh0
>>148
>I've been watching almost all of the late night anime lately
Makes it seem like you stay up late every nightwwwwwwww
Better change it to "For example, I've been watching CLANNAD lately.".
157 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:32:29.80 ID:nD0FDWy80
Even someone like me who doesn't know much about anime songs can tell that it's not a good idea to mention a title called "CLANNAD"...w
158 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:32:48.58 ID:05MfrYDoO
>>148
Careful! There aren't many girls that know CLANNAD!!
159 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:32:54.12 ID:clw7edFmO
1 racks his brain to come up with a reply and we pick it apart... Poor guy. (・ω・`)
160 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:33:26.42 ID:Rz7BadLT0
Do we even have proof that she's an otaku?
161 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:33:40.06 ID:hvNAjoBS0
"Songs I can recommend?
How about Melissa and Beautiful World? (lol)
Yes, I listen to anime songs and watch anime too.
I watch pretty much everything really, from Doraemon to late night anime."
162 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:34:59.74 ID:UIvE/pRh0
>>156
Whoops, I only suggested it because I don't know any anime at all.
Judging from the reactions, I guess it's an anime you shouldn't mention, huh?w
I'll leave it to the experts in the thread.
163 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:35:21.48 ID:hvNAjoBS0
"Songs I can recommend?
How about Melissa and Beautiful World? (lol)
Yes, I listen to anime songs and watch anime too.
For example, I've been watching CLANNAD lately."

Better now? Or is it creepy to mention CLANNAD after all?
164 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:35:25.03 ID:eMIDPTEnO
CLANNAD is cool because it's life, from the cradle to the grave.
165 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:35:41.40 ID:vVYubjAQ0
CLANNAD may be famous now, but it's still based on an adult game.
166 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:35:55.57 ID:Rz7BadLT0
>>163
It's wiser not to drop the title a specific anime.
She won't know how to react if she doesn't know it or doesn't like it.
167 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:35:58.37 ID:i/66Fgh20
I'm not an expert, but for the first time, you seem like a genuine anime otaku to mewww
At the same time, you just reminded me of how creepy anime otaku arewwww
Anyways, here's an idea for the lines about anime:

I'm currently into an anime called [insert anime].
Before, I was addicted to [insert anime] and used to watch it a lot.
I prefer late night anime in general because the more interesting ones get aired at night imo. (lol)
168 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:36:14.38 ID:rC144Rmn0
It's lame to play it safe!
169 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:36:20.33 ID:05MfrYDoO
>>161
Ohh! Looks pretty good to me!
170 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:36:35.19 ID:clw7edFmO
1, my boy, could you switch to casual speech for the second half of your reply?
171 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:37:12.14 ID:nD0FDWy80
Come on, don't hold back. Keep in mind, she's a fujoshi.
If you keep throwing weak jabs at her and she'll just lose interestw
172 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:38:08.20 ID:hvNAjoBS0
"Songs I can recommend?
How about Melissa and Beautiful World? (lol)
Yes, I listen to anime songs and watch anime too.
I watch pretty much everything really, from Doraemon to late night anime.
I'm currently into an anime called Minami-ke.
Before, I was addicted to Haruhi and used to watch it a lot."

I hope... it's okay now...
173 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:39:30.65 ID:nD0FDWy80
>>172
Wouldn't you say it's a lot better now? Though it makes you look like a fan of moe anime.
But hey, if you're into stuff like that, >>1, it's perfectly okay.
174 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:39:39.53 ID:LidLu/qz0
I think Haruhi's a safe choice.
Let's just go with that one, shall we?
175 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:39:43.84 ID:J1ZPVJWP0
>>1
Yeah, well, Haruhi is more famous than you'd think.
I'm not sure about Minami-ke though...
176 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:39:55.59 ID:rC144Rmn0
Now that sounds a lot more like an anime otakuwwwwww
You're so cool, big bro!
177 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:39:59.10 ID:Rz7BadLT0
You know what?
>>1 isn't lying about the shut-in part. I can tell.
178 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:41:04.16 ID:hvNAjoBS0
"Songs I can recommend?
How about Melissa and Beautiful World? (lol)
Yes, I listen to anime songs and watch anime too.
I'd say I watch pretty much everything, from Doraemon to late night anime.
I'm currently into an anime called CLANNAD. Before, I was addicted to Haruhi and used to watch it a lot."

Sent it like this.
179 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:41:44.54 ID:lU6gjiJA0
It gets worse and worse with every new revisionwwww
180 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:41:52.56 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Now this is real otaku talkww GJwwww
181 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:41:58.37 ID:nD0FDWy80
CLANNADwwwwwww The bar's been raised all of a suddenwwwww
182 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:42:05.40 ID:J1ZPVJWP0
Is it really a good idea to mention CLANNAD?w
183 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:42:14.02 ID:clw7edFmO
You sure write about yourself a lot. Guess there'll be no stopping you once you start writing to her about anime.
Hope she can keep up with you then.
184 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:42:38.43 ID:i/66Fgh20
I only watch anime like Moyashimon, so I can't help you with that, but you could also ask her:

"Do you know Haruhi, Ms. Glasses?"

The only people who know about Haruhi are 2channers, NicoNicofags and anime otakuwwwwww


185 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:42:42.00 ID:9zpe4RPa0
This is funwww
186 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:42:46.48 ID:LidLu/qz0
CLANNAD may be based on an adult game, but it's not a porn game and the focus is on the sad story. I don't see anything wrong with mentioning it.
187 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:43:27.28 ID:UIvE/pRh0
Why are you so obsessed with Doraemon and that CLANNAD one?wwwwww
I'm guessing you figured that by mentioning Doraemon you'd look less like an otaku, but uuun...w
188 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:44:54.91 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Sorry, guys. It's because I'm a shut-in and a genuine otaku that I couldn't come up with a reply she'd be pleased with.
I fucked up.
189 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:45:27.66 ID:Rz7BadLT0
>>187
The first thing that came to my mind when I saw "uuun" in your post was Galaxy Angel-uun. I'm a hopeless case...
190 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:45:43.28 ID:eMIDPTEnO
The way I imagine Glasses, she likes manga along the lines of:
Beck
Vagabond
One Piece
Jojo
191 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:45:53.62 ID:J1ZPVJWP0
>>188
Don't give up before she's even replied yet.
192 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:46:12.13 ID:nD0FDWy80
You might as well have tossed a coin.
It's a sad truth that there are women in this world who show a strong aversion against porn games, porn manga and everything related to porn as if they were holy virgins themselves, you know?
193 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:46:59.33 ID:LidLu/qz0
>>190 I can see her reading the rest, but Jojo?
194 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:46:59.39 ID:clw7edFmO
1, even if you'd written something to please her, it'd only have sounded fake and not like you at all! Don't worry so much.
195 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:47:02.75 ID:rC144Rmn0
Now she knows how broad your taste in anime is! It goes from Doraemon to CLANNAD!
196 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:47:20.06 ID:5BF+wzn2O
You didn't fuck up. Remember, you're up against a Hollow.
197 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:48:24.73 ID:clw7edFmO
You should've mentioned Laputa too while you were at it.
198 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:48:32.37 ID:UIvE/pRh0
>>188
No, you didn't fuck upw
We're almost 100% certain that she's a fujoshi, she should be able to cope with whatever you throw at her.
But try to mention anime she'd find interesting too.
199 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:49:24.09 ID:Rz7BadLT0
So we're dealing with a fujoshi here? Let's see, what do I know about fujoshi?
Uhh, all I can come up with is Hiyorin... I'm a hopeless case...
200 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:50:33.93 ID:rC144Rmn0
>>199
What a coincidence, me too. Though, in my case, it was a Hiyorin with big boobs.
201 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:52:42.78 ID:eMIDPTEnO
(Glasses is googling "CLANNAD" right now...)
202 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:53:22.84 ID:xFJsWjvf0
She hasn't replied yet?
203 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:53:27.12 ID:XdCnSMHy0
"Let's create the new phrase of the year togetherwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

http://yutori.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1200802143/l50

Take a look the posts >>873-879 in the thread.
Then vote for the top 5 phrases you'd like to see chosen for the phrase of the year.
The winning phrase will be announced in a new thread.
204 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:53:28.27 ID:J1ZPVJWP0
She's probably busy watching Sazae-san.
205 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:53:54.29 ID:LidLu/qz0
>>204
That's it!!
206 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:55:12.81 ID:lU6gjiJA0
Rather than trying to write something she'd be happy with...
Try to think of what to write to bait a fujoshi. Get it?
207 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:55:40.09 ID:05MfrYDoO
I, for one, think going with Haruhi was a good idea.
Because you see, there's something called KoizumiXKyon and fujoshi love it.
208 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:55:44.23 ID:eMIDPTEnO
>>206
That's it.
209 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:56:51.84 ID:hvNAjoBS0
A reply camewwwwwwwww

"Those two are pretty recent songs, aren't they? (lol)
I knew you watch anime. (smiley) What else would you stay up late every night for? (smiley)
I'm never confident I can stay up that long, so I record them instead. But I haven't gotten to watching them at all. (sweat)
You really like Dora-chan, don't you, 1? Well, I like him too♪
I haven't watched Doraemon since the voice actors and the art changed... Once in a while, I watch the old Doraemon movies though. (smiley)
As for Haruhi, I have all the original light novels. (lol) You seem like a loyal viewer of KyoAni's works, 1. (lol)

I'm about to go out to a meal with 2ndSis now! (^u^)
I'll write you an e-mail again. ☆"


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
210 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:57:36.76 ID:J1ZPVJWP0
I knew it, she was watching Sazae-sanw
211 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:58:09.80 ID:clw7edFmO
Isn't it weird when it seems like you always have the time to reply to her e-mails?
She might end up thinking you're a slacker with nothing to do.
So why don't you sometimes wait for a few hours before you reply? If you were a normal guy with a normal life, you wouldn't have to worry about stuff like that though.
212 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:58:10.42 ID:Rz7BadLT0
No reaction to CLANNAD... huh?
213 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:58:33.28 ID:oY7rQKUI0
I don't get it. Is this a good reaction or a bad one?
214 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:58:36.83 ID:Rphxfp+00
KyoAniwwwwww
215 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:59:08.50 ID:nD0FDWy80
She ignored CLANNADw
It's obvious she's quite the otaku since she used the acronym "KyoAni", but I guess it was still too early to mention an adult game, huh?
What do we do now?
216 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:59:09.27 ID:J1ZPVJWP0
To think we'd see the word KyoAni in one of her e-mails...
217 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:59:28.49 ID:rC144Rmn0
She figured out that you're a KyoAni fanw
218 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:59:33.87 ID:xFJsWjvf0
She's going out to a meal with 2ndSiswwwww
219 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:59:36.41 ID:KoL9yR4M0
Wait a moment, guys.
Isn't it too hasty to decide that Glasses is a severe case of a fujoshi?



But wow, KyoAni?w
220 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:59:41.08 ID:xCXq12g8O
Meal with 2ndSis
221 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:59:46.20 ID:05MfrYDoO
Good job, OP.
I knew Haruhi was a good idea.
222 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 18:59:57.38 ID:eMIDPTEnO
She'll go out to a meal with 2ndSiswwww
And tell her everything about your e-mailswwwwwwww
223 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:00:15.75 ID:Tj8/NqLS0
Meal with 2ndSis.....
224 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:00:39.04 ID:P6MHNQTp0
Glasses must be a master otaku with 18 years of field experience.
225 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:01:09.03 ID:hvNAjoBS0
She wrote KyoAniwwwwww
More importantly, she's going to have a meal with 2ndSiswwwwwwwwwww
226 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:01:12.21 ID:sXORs2vtO
For those who don't know, CLANNAD was animated by KyoAniww
227 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:01:13.04 ID:nD0FDWy80
Ahh, with 2ndSis, she means your second sister, >>1...
Well, for now, send Glasses a reply and try to meet up with your second sister.
228 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:01:49.27 ID:3DFF3Wx90
Which department is 2ndSis enrolled with at university?
229 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:01:52.72 ID:xFJsWjvf0
Send 2ndSis an e-mail.
230 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:02:12.16 ID:hvNAjoBS0
"Okay, have fun! TTYL!
Say hello to 2ndSis for me!!"

is what I replied.
231 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:03:05.67 ID:clw7edFmO
Yeah, 1, go to 2ndSis and and ask her to help you out with Glasses.
232 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:03:05.89 ID:eMIDPTEnO
>>230
Nice!
She'll say hello to your sister for you nowwww
233 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:03:22.84 ID:Tj8/NqLS0
You even wrote TTYL?wwww
234 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:03:54.20 ID:J1ZPVJWP0
Where can I find a summary of this thread?
235 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:04:27.01 ID:hvNAjoBS0
2ndSis isn't at homewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Haven't seen her since yesterdaywwwwwwwwwwwww
236 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:04:49.55 ID:nD0FDWy80
>>234
>>4
237 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:06:19.79 ID:clw7edFmO
What if 2ndSis and Glasses have been hanging out together since last night?
238 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:06:38.38 ID:hvNAjoBS0
>>228
Department of education.
239 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:07:32.31 ID:5BF+wzn2O
Can't take my eyes of this threadwwwww
240 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:08:17.73 ID:eMIDPTEnO
I have a really bad feeling about thiswwwwwwww
241 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:08:57.83 ID:rC144Rmn0
>>237
Another one of 2ndSis's traps.
242 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:09:57.22 ID:hvNAjoBS0
The Fapwatchingbird is back btw. What does this bird want from me?
243 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:10:53.93 ID:yaZfndVz0
>>242
Does that mean the Bird flag has been raised?
244 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:12:01.56 ID:Tj8/NqLS0
>>242
It means, Mr. Bird is after his anus.
245 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:12:24.13 ID:clw7edFmO
>>242 It wants you to do you-know-what again.
246 : 2ndSis : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:14:36.65 ID:UIvE/pRh0
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247 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:14:43.94 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Just when I was about to get my camera to expose its perverted visage on the internet, it flew away.
Did I unknowingly leave the Glasses route and enter the bird route somewhere along the way?
248 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:15:42.10 ID:hvNAjoBS0
>>246
Ahhhhhh, I can totally see her say that.
But I trust Glasses not to show them to her.
249 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:15:54.08 ID:nD0FDWy80
>>247
The bird route has only two possible ends though, the forever alone end and the suicide end.
250 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:15:56.29 ID:J1ZPVJWP0
>>247
Since when were you under the impression that you were on the Glasses route?
251 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:16:18.11 ID:yaZfndVz0
It's also possible that you're actually on the 2D route.
252 : Glasses : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:16:55.09 ID:UIvE/pRh0
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253 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:17:47.38 ID:hvNAjoBS0
>>252
I creeped her out with my e-mails, didn't I...
254 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:18:27.44 ID:M2yQH9i10
>>1

Do you think Glasses is into Tokusatsu?

My girlfriend has been showing signs of turning fujoshi and she likes it.
I hear, most female otaku are into Tokusatsu.


255 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:18:49.92 ID:nD0FDWy80
>>253
You? Creep her out!? Dude, it's highly likely that she belongs to that strange type of people who are responsible for bizarre inventions like the Yaoi Hole, you know?
256 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:19:57.02 ID:yaZfndVz0
>>253
She's otaku enough to have bought all Haruhi light novels. Rather than being creeped out, she's probably just happy she found a fellow otaku she can talk about otaku stuff with...
257 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:20:02.60 ID:hvNAjoBS0
FUUUUUUCK! I have to do something before I've completely switched to the bird route!!!!
But what if that bird is actually a ♀...?
258 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:22:00.28 ID:3DFF3Wx90
If 2ndSis is in the department of education, can we follow that Ms. Glasses is there too?
If yes, it might be your chance, Mr. Glasses.
259 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:23:05.69 ID:rC144Rmn0
Ask her if she thinks Nurikabe X Kitarou is a good pairing.
260 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:23:17.69 ID:yaZfndVz0
You wanna do something? Good. Get 2ndSis to take you with her when she goes out with Glasses next time.
Writing e-mails back and forth won't get you anywhere.
261 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:26:13.79 ID:clw7edFmO
Tell her that you always wanted to read the Haruhi light novels and get her to lend them to you personally.
262 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:28:17.17 ID:TSc67Lmc0
Glasses and 2ndSis should be having dinner together right now, talking about this and that.
263 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:28:31.56 ID:LidLu/qz0
>>1 Have you read the Haruhi light novels?
If you have, it could serve as a nice topic of conversation for you two.
264 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:31:41.46 ID:i/66Fgh20
You know, maybe it's not that she's a big otaku, but that she's just into light novels?
It's difficult to tell from her e-mails which shows she's currently watching.
Judging from the way she writes, however, I feel like she's suppressing her power level just like 1 though...
Btw, what the heck is KyoAni?wwwwwwww

Also, I don't think a girl would talk to you about adult games even if she happens to know them.
For now, since you both seem to know Haruhi, talk to her about that until you find a new topic.
265 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:34:18.22 ID:TSc67Lmc0
>>246
KyoAni is the studio that made the Haruhi anime and the Lucky☆Star one, among others.
http://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E4%BA%AC%E9%83%BD%E3%82%A2%E3%83%8B%E3%83%A1%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B7%E3%83%A7%E3%83%B3
266 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:35:58.01 ID:LidLu/qz0
I'd like to add that CLANNAD is a KyoAni anime too.
267 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:36:21.63 ID:1wWHEygoO
Why would you ask her to say hello to 2ndSis?

She'll probably just tell her everything...



Meh, maybe it'll save you the trouble of having to tell her yourself.
268 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:37:32.37 ID:LidLu/qz0
Is this 2ndSis you guys keep mentioning our enemy or something?
269 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:37:50.38 ID:yaZfndVz0
>>267
At the same time, it might give 1 the opportunity to find out more about Glasses from 2ndSis.
270 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:39:14.29 ID:bVVxA9vW0
The >>1 of this thread says he wants his picture photoshopped.

Get in here if you can into photo editing:
http://yutori.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1200819685/

1 Name:VIPPER Date:2008/01/20(Sun) 18:01:25.59 ID:0bNh/RxXO
I'll post my picture in a bit, please make me look handsome in it. Because I feel like it'll actually turn me into a more popular guy starting tomorrow.
271 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:40:24.94 ID:1wWHEygoO
If this didn't creep Glasses out, nothing will. You might as well take off your limiters then, >>1w
272 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:40:35.85 ID:UIvE/pRh0
>>257
Don't switch to the bird route! You haven't talked to her about so many things yet, like that TV show that reveals how anime voice actors look likewww
273 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:42:56.16 ID:i/66Fgh20
So CLANNAD and Haruhi were both made by KyoAni?
Guess it's decided that she's a fujoshi then, huh?
Because if she was a casual anime watcher, she wouldn't know which animation studio did which anime...w

I also think 2ndSis only let you meet Glasses the other day because she knew that you two share the same hobbies.
One more thing. In my mind, most fujoshi are 2channers, so what if Glasses is one too and stumbles upon this thread?
As far as I've checked, everything up to the previous thread is already on the summary blogw
274 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:56:40.00 ID:LidLu/qz0
No one here anymore?
275 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:59:13.44 ID:eMIDPTEnO
I'm just lurking. I don't have anything to contribute coz I don't know shit about anime.
276 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 19:59:21.58 ID:yaZfndVz0
I'm still aroundw
What's >>1 doing? Is he having dinner?
277 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:00:45.67 ID:hvNAjoBS0
I am here.
278 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:01:51.45 ID:J1ZPVJWP0
I'm guessing you still haven't gotten a reply yet.
Let's wait for it together patiently.
279 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:02:33.84 ID:LidLu/qz0
When do you think Glasses and 2ndSis will be back?
280 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:03:17.13 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Dunno. I don't think it'll take very longw
281 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:04:51.36 ID:mFP3rFXn0
What if 2ndSis brings her home with her...
282 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:05:52.02 ID:hvNAjoBS0
>>281
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have to remodel my room then!!!!!!!!!!!!
283 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:05:52.46 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Tidy up your roomwwww
284 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:07:27.93 ID:LidLu/qz0
>>282
How does your room look like now?
285 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:08:00.92 ID:mFP3rFXn0
I don't think Glasses will actually come to your place, but clean up your room anyway, just to be surewww
286 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:08:07.30 ID:3DFF3Wx90
Upload pics of your room please.
287 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:08:40.58 ID:J1ZPVJWP0
Woot! Pics of 1's room!
288 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:09:21.85 ID:i/66Fgh20
Yeah, I'd like to see your room too, 1wwww
289 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:09:38.42 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Start with changing the wallpaper on your PC, manw
290 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:11:32.46 ID:1wWHEygoO
By the way, where do you go in FF4 when Cecil's alone with that little girl?
I entered a cave after wandering around aimlessly, but Cecil quickly died...

I know this isn't the right thread for this, but maybe someone knows.
291 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:11:39.26 ID:hvNAjoBS0
I did some analysis.

Those two are pretty recent songs, aren't they? (lol)
(She knows the two songs and even knows they're anime tie-up songs.)
I knew you watch anime. (smiley) What else would you stay up late every night for? (smiley)
(She can understand why someone would stay up late for anime.)
I'm never confident I can stay up that long, so I record them instead. But I haven't gotten to watching them at all. (sweat)
(That she records stuff means she's watching at least one or two anime of the current season.)
You really like Dora-chan, don't you, 1? Well, I like him too♪
(Hey, there we have something we both like.)
I haven't watched Doraemon since the voice actors and the art changed... Once in a while, I watch the old Doraemon movies though. (smiley)
(Glasses prefers Nobuyo's voice.)
As for Haruhi, I have all the original light novels. (lol) You seem like a loyal viewer of KyoAni's works, 1. (lol)
(Is she a Haruhi fan? Since she knows KyoAni, does she know CLANNAD too?)
I'm about to go out to a meal with 2ndSis now! (^u^)
I'll write you an e-mail again. ☆
(A meal with 2ndSis means that she might tell 2ndSis everything that's happened so far.)
292 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:12:46.26 ID:1wWHEygoO
>>1 Upload pics of how your room looks like before you clean up:

http://imepita.jp/m/
293 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:13:03.42 ID:LidLu/qz0
>>291
If she knows KyoAni, she might know other Key anime too.
294 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:13:12.02 ID:pX+pil+a0
Can't wait for the pics.
295 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:13:50.48 ID:hvNAjoBS0
I've never uploaded a picture to imepita before, how do I upload one from a cell phone?
296 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:14:49.03 ID:c0BoRYiM0
1, do you think Glasses likes you?
297 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:15:34.52 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Her last line "I'll write you an e-mail again. ☆" is a big step forward imo.
Let's just hope 2ndSis doesn't ruin itwwww
298 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:16:44.75 ID:i/66Fgh20
If 2ndSis and Glasses are having dinner alone, they're bound to talk about >>1, their common subject.
Dunno what happens if there's someone else with them thoughw
299 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:16:44.86 ID:3DFF3Wx90
Send a mail to p@imepita.jp with the picture you want uploaded attached.
300 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:17:09.46 ID:1wWHEygoO
Attach a picture to an e-mail and send it to >>292.
You'll get a reply with an image URL. Post it here.
301 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:17:26.46 ID:yaZfndVz0
>>295
Take a picture with your cell phone and send it by e-mail to imepita.
They'll reply with an address of an image.
Post said address in the thread.
302 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:23:13.94 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Stuff like this is all over my room.
My bed is under it btw.
http://imepita.jp/20080120/732240 (Image was deleted by 1.)
303 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:23:52.53 ID:yaZfndVz0
THATwwLOOKSwwwREALLYwwwBADwwwwwww
304 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:24:15.80 ID:1wWHEygoO
>>302 wwww


I don't know what to say.
305 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:24:30.19 ID:J1ZPVJWP0
What in the actual fuck?wwwwwwwwwww
And you're even a niconico fagw
306 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:24:45.73 ID:Rz7BadLT0
>>302
I can see mai waifu therewwwwwwwwww
307 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:24:53.86 ID:Tj8/NqLS0
That looks horriblewwwww
308 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:25:11.21 ID:hvNAjoBS0
The only things in my room are a TV and a PC on a desk.
Oh, and a bookshelf next to the door. That's all.
309 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:25:27.71 ID:3DFF3Wx90
Not as bad as I figured, actually. But even if you manage to become friends with Glasses,
will you be able to give up on all those girlfriends in your room?
310 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:25:40.93 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Reported and called the policewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
311 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:26:32.51 ID:i/66Fgh20
You might wanna start by taking off all those posters....w
Take pictures of the rest of your room and upload them while you're at it.
312 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:26:58.47 ID:1wWHEygoO
Take the posters off carefully and hide them somewhere safewwww
313 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:26:59.08 ID:Tj8/NqLS0
Taking off all those posters would be a start.
314 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:27:28.23 ID:LidLu/qz0
Upload a pic of your bookshelf.
315 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:28:55.42 ID:pX+pil+a0
>>302 is mai waifu.
316 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:31:14.49 ID:TRkT6T2T0
I know it depends on where she lives, but what do you guys think she's watching this season?
ARIA maybe? Or Gundam if she's a fujoshi.
317 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:31:36.36 ID:Fy/MJMACO
Show us the rest of your room.
318 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:31:56.15 ID:clw7edFmO
Are the people in this thread really otaku virgin shut-in NEETs with uncircumsized penises?
319 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:32:21.14 ID:J1ZPVJWP0
>>316
Are there many girls that watch ARIA?
320 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:32:52.56 ID:N3KqQL3E0
Guys, hear me out, let me tell you about something that happened to me yesterdaywwwwwwwwwwwwww
Some creepy otaku was actually listening to a Gigabeat(LOL) in a train right in front of my eyes yesterdaywwww
And you know what I heard?ww If you fasten the Gigabeat(LOL) to its strap, it hangs upside down, can you believe that?www
And it only has a few gigabytes of storagewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I was likewwwwwwwww this guy's so lamewwwwwwwwwwww
So I pulled out my 80GB iPod out of my pocketwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
When he saw it, his face went all red and he quickly stuffed his upside-down Gigabeat(ROFL) into his bag and got off at the next station as if to run awaywwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Say what you will, the iPod is still TEH shitwwww Most of its users are handsome guys, while users of other players are all ugly as fuckwww
The whole world thinks the iPod is cool, stylish, and popular. It's world famous and I use it too!
The other players are seen as lame, "WTF LOL" tier and "creepy shit for otaku" tierwwww
I don't know much about them and I don't need to because why would you use anything besides the iPod? is what everyone sayswwwwwwwwwwwww
Just having an iPod with you instantly makes you popular among girlswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Well, the fat, snotty, uncircumcised, creepy, ugly non-iPodders would never understand and make all kinds of otaku-ish excuses only to live short tragic liveswww
Loserswwwww PffwwwwwwHahahahawwwwwwwww
321 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:33:37.71 ID:1wWHEygoO
This might be >>1's turning point in his lifewwww
Let's help him escape his 2D obsession!
322 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:33:43.08 ID:hvNAjoBS0
I can't be assed to take pics of every corner of my room. It wouldn't be very interesting to look at anyway.
For now, I'll show you the worst parts of my room instead.
http://imepita.jp/20080120/738970 (Image was deleted by 1.)
There's a small TV on top of this.
323 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:34:38.88 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Huh? Where have I seen that before...
324 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:34:58.40 ID:lB32oZMg0
Oh boyw A NESwww
325 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:35:09.12 ID:004QfZm90
>>322
What's a flute doing there? Is it a recorder?
326 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:35:21.09 ID:1wWHEygoO
>>318 I'm a 33-year-old salaryman and I'm not a virgin. What now?
327 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:35:23.96 ID:Tj8/NqLS0
I see a recorderwwwww Why do you have a recorder?wwww
328 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:35:35.89 ID:iC0YGOGG0
If you read this post, you're doomed to have a traffic accident.



There's only one way to avoid it.
↓Go to this thread and post the following without writing anything in the e-mail field.
http://game13.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/poke/1200808984/



(・3・)



If you don't, you're doomed to end up in a traffic accident tomorrow.
It's even more effective if you repost this post in a different thread.
329 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:35:53.84 ID:J1ZPVJWP0
A recorderwwww
And a NESwwwwwwww
330 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:35:55.06 ID:eMIDPTEnO
You still play NES in 2008?wwww
331 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:36:19.62 ID:1wWHEygoO
I love how there's a recorderwwwwwwww
332 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:36:25.85 ID:c0BoRYiM0
Well, I'll be damnedwwww
Didn't expect 1 to be a retro gamerww
333 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:36:41.85 ID:clw7edFmO
Am I just seeing things or is that a recorder?
334 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:36:56.57 ID:Rz7BadLT0
Why do you have a recorder? Are you Jaguar?wwwwwwwww
335 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:38:53.03 ID:3DFF3Wx90
Looks pretty normal to me, there's no need to tidy up imo. On the contrary, leave it like that and she might offer to do it for you.
336 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:40:00.72 ID:yaZfndVz0
It looks super messy if you let all the cables lie around on the floor.
337 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:40:43.48 ID:J1ZPVJWP0
>>335
Do you really think >>1 could sit back and watch as Glasses tidies up his room? There's probably way too much he doesn't want her to see.
338 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:40:53.59 ID:1wWHEygoO
Go to Daiso and get one of those rolling cleaners!

If nothing else, just make sure you get rid of the heaps of pubic hair on the floorwwww
339 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:41:05.38 ID:rC144Rmn0
Is it an alto recorder?
340 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:41:10.57 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Hide your Playstation for now and leave only the NES and the recorder there for her to seewww
341 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:41:19.52 ID:i/66Fgh20
You sure you're not just showing us the cleaner parts of your room?w
342 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:41:24.60 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Here you can see the part of my bookshelf with my treasured box of DVDs:
http://imepita.jp/20080120/743200 (Image was deleted by 1.)
343 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:41:31.80 ID:clw7edFmO
It sucks having to clean upw
344 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:42:04.40 ID:3DFF3Wx90
Don't panic if she should start cleaning up your room and instead try to catch a glimpse at her cleavage when she bends over something.
That should be more up your alley, >>1.
345 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:42:22.32 ID:tv8Kauuq0
Don't mind me, just a 28-year-old man with wife and kids coming through.
346 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:42:58.88 ID:rC144Rmn0
Hidamari Sketch DVDswwww
347 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:42:59.72 ID:J1ZPVJWP0
>>342
Fuck yeah, Yunocchi!
348 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:44:20.20 ID:hvNAjoBS0
When I die, please bury me with my Hidamari DVD box in my coffin.
349 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:44:23.14 ID:TRkT6T2T0
>>319
I wouldn't know, I'm not a woman.
But it's about the only late night anime I can think of this season that girls might watch. I can't imagine them watching "GeGeGe no Kitarou" or "You're Under Arrest". Can you?
350 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:44:28.87 ID:i/66Fgh20
I once had a girlfriend and she never cleaned my room for mewwwww
351 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:45:31.96 ID:rC144Rmn0
>>348
Don't worry, I'll gladly hold on to it and treasure it as a keepsake of you.
352 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:46:32.29 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Not every girl likes cleaning up others' rooms, it's better to just do it on your ownw
353 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:46:37.45 ID:hvNAjoBS0
The Nanoha and Fate posters are my favorites.
Well, okay, I got a Miku poster too, but I don't watch niconico that muchwww
And yes, I still play NES. I like my NES more than my PS2, to be honest.
My recorder is a soprano recorder.
354 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:47:00.86 ID:Rphxfp+00
Is that a "Shikii no Jūnin" volume lying around in your bookshelf?
It's great, isn't it?
355 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:47:08.06 ID:clw7edFmO
Forget getting my room cleaned, my ex-girlfriend didn't even let me into her roomw
356 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:47:23.79 ID:yaZfndVz0
Cover the shelf with a thin cloth using drawing pins, it should make for a much cleaner look.



Glasses cleaning up your room?www In your dreams, maybewwwwwwww
357 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:48:08.07 ID:hvNAjoBS0
>>354
Yeah. I like Comic Beam manga, especially if it's by Shimura Takako.
358 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:50:11.75 ID:rC144Rmn0
I'm not sure because my eyes are bad, but I think I see some Azumanga Daioh and Mokke volumes in that shelf.
359 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:52:50.88 ID:mFP3rFXn0
I don't see why he should hide his otaku stuff.
It'd be something else if it was porn or gore, but this is harmless.
As long as you keep it neat and tidy, most girls won't really mind.
360 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:54:31.19 ID:JFzVLr7m0
>>357
In other words, >>1 is into boys and girls at the beginning of puberty with gender identity disorder, huh?
Btw, Anna is mai waifu.
361 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:54:35.52 ID:mexI/Uki0
Just got here, summary in 3 lines please.
362 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:54:35.21 ID:eLIsGogH0
Is it just me or is everyone making fun of the Gigabeat?
I happen to have one and I'm charging it up for tomorrow right now...
363 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:55:01.18 ID:Rphxfp+00
>>354
I like both Comic Beam and Shimura Takako too. I personally find Love Buzz to be her best work.
If it's Shimura Takako manga, I'm sure even girls can enjoy them without any of the usual prejudices.
364 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:55:21.47 ID:hvNAjoBS0
I'll get out the vacuum cleaner and clean my room now!!!!!!!!!
And I guess Miss Nanoha will have to go into hiding for a while.
I really can't let Glasses see it if she should decide to show upwwwwwwwwwwwww
365 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:55:58.34 ID:mexI/Uki0
I wonder if I'm the only one that has a Gigabeat T401S?
366 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:56:32.96 ID:Rphxfp+00
I quoted the wrong post. orz
I meant to quote >>357
367 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:56:39.93 ID:yaZfndVz0
We don't even know if she'll come to your placewww And you should always try to keep your room clean, regardless of whether a girl's coming to visit you or notwwwww
368 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:57:08.92 ID:hvNAjoBS0
My favorite Shimura Takako manga is probably Dou ni ka Naru Hibi. Add it to the list of things in my room I have to hide.
369 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:58:05.18 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Glasses might like manga like "Sora no Manimani".
370 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:58:25.84 ID:3DFF3Wx90
If I was you, I'd show her how I like 2D, but always make clear how I prefer 3D when it comes down to it.

For instance, when you enter your room together, say "Nanoha, I have returned!". With that, you're sure to capture the heart of a girl like her that's a fan of Gato.
371 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 20:58:33.54 ID:Tj8/NqLS0
Am I the only iRiver user here?
372 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:01:02.19 ID:hvNAjoBS0
>>370
I'm sure that's a great advice, but I'm afraid I can't really follow youw
373 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:03:38.97 ID:lU6gjiJA0
You don't want her to think you're an anime otaku, right? Then just let some 3D porn lie around for her to see.
374 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:04:00.64 ID:oY7rQKUI0
>You seem like a loyal viewer of KyoAni's works, 1. (lol)

It's like she's being sarcastic and is making fun of 1 with this line. Or am I just thinking too much into it?
375 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:04:05.88 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Time to clean up.
376 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:04:53.58 ID:lvPJURw50
>>371
Nope.
377 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:07:42.99 ID:eMIDPTEnO
>>374
No, I agree. Glasses probably doesn't really like KyoAni stuff.
378 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:08:34.68 ID:oY7rQKUI0
>>377
So that's what it means, huh?
379 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:08:37.31 ID:3DFF3Wx90
You said she likes Gundam, so I figured a famous line by Gato would be good.
Should she start getting suspicious of your 2D obsession, tell her you only appreciate it as a form of art and there are no romantic feelings involved. That should clear you of any suspicion.
I know what I'm talking about because I told my girlfriend the same thing when she found my premium photobooks of Miyazaki Aoi and Aoi Yuu and she actually believed me (or at least I think she did).
380 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:12:58.44 ID:eMIDPTEnO
>>378
Don't you think she'd comment on it a little more if she liked it?
You know, it might be a good idea to tell her your top 1 or 2 favorite manga.
381 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:18:09.00 ID:yaZfndVz0
Don't get your hopes up though, I don't think you'll find many anime and manga you both likew
382 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:19:03.04 ID:UIvE/pRh0
>>1
Shouldn't she have replied by now?
383 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:22:18.35 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Glasses and 2ndSis probably aren't finished with their after-dinner chat yet.
384 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:23:48.84 ID:UIvE/pRh0
>>383
>after-dinner chat
After-dinner chat about 1's e-mails, to be exact.
385 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:34:09.82 ID:McvGbBLiO
You guys are still at it?
I got tired of this already.
386 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:38:43.60 ID:LidLu/qz0
>>385
Get out then.
387 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:39:08.95 ID:eMIDPTEnO
>>385
But you still came to check it out.
388 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:42:46.08 ID:9zpe4RPa0
>>385
Tsundere much?
389 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:43:25.16 ID:ySvwebeU0
>>385
Why so tsundere?
390 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 21:45:52.80 ID:1wWHEygoO
Okay, >>1 should be finished cleaning his room and Glasses and 2ndSis should be finished with their conference now...

This could be even more fun if 1 got more serious about Glasses.
391 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:06:09.97 ID:3DFF3Wx90
Is 1 still cleaning?
392 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:10:28.85 ID:05MfrYDoO
It's about time we stop calling him 1, don't you guys agree?w
I'm for giving him a real name.
393 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:12:39.31 ID:9zpe4RPa0
Then how about "pod"?
394 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:13:22.63 ID:Rz7BadLT0
Let's go with iPod Man.
395 : God_Of_All_People ◆banmin/.2k : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:14:30.39 ID:n8ZXuc/B0
PodMan
396 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:15:04.36 ID:pX+pil+a0
♂Pod
397 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:15:09.31 ID:oY7rQKUI0
Fapwatchbird.
398 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:17:01.92 ID:3DFF3Wx90
Gigantes
399 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:17:23.82 ID:lvPJURw50
broPod
400 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:19:36.96 ID:pX+pil+a0
Looking at the suggestions, it might be best to call him >>1 after all.
401 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:21:06.18 ID:ZyB3O/IX0
1Pod
402 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:21:25.45 ID:lB32oZMg0
Flute.
403 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:22:55.41 ID:pX+pil+a0
>>402 I don't know why, but I laughed...www
404 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:23:13.78 ID:rC144Rmn0
fapPod
405 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:24:08.36 ID:lvPJURw50
1Beat
406 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:24:11.86 ID:05MfrYDoO
>>393->>399
I love you guysww

>>400
What a dilemmawww

I'd personally go with iPod Man as it seems the safest choice.
That or Fapwatchbird.
407 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:27:15.42 ID:LidLu/qz0
Isn't Fap Man a great name?
408 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:30:17.23 ID:004QfZm90
>>407
Did you call me?
409 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:33:47.55 ID:1wWHEygoO
FapGuile
410 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:33:50.07 ID:LidLu/qz0
>>408
Are you God?
411 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:35:58.26 ID:3DFF3Wx90
Why is he so weak against his big sister?
412 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:39:38.97 ID:yaZfndVz0
It's not that he's weak against his big sister, his big sister is strong.
413 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:43:02.08 ID:4CkZA1Ys0
But that's what's good about her.
414 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:44:43.88 ID:eMIDPTEnO
>>411
bigSisPod summary blog:
http://syuugooti.blog22.fc2.com/
415 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:45:04.18 ID:pX+pil+a0
I want a big sister so bad...(;゚Д゚)
416 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:47:57.45 ID:5BF+wzn2O
I got a good laugh out of Fapwatchingbird.
417 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:49:09.44 ID:TSc67Lmc0
Me too. What a great naming sensew
418 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:52:08.42 ID:pX+pil+a0
I imagine the Fapwatchingbird to be one of those really colorful birdswww
419 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:52:49.69 ID:lvPJURw50
>>418
This thread should be called

The Fapwatching Bird Chronicle

from now on.
420 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:54:28.84 ID:Tj8/NqLS0
Yeah, like those colorful birds you find in Costa Ricawwww
421 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 22:59:52.22 ID:mFP3rFXn0
Train Man vs. iPod Man, huh?
Sounds kinda cool imo. ^^
422 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:00:05.06 ID:1wWHEygoO
>>1 is still cleaning his room, huh... Don't tell me he got addicted to cleaning.

I can see him digging up an old book he hasn't seen in a long time and getting all absorbed in reading itw
423 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:01:21.80 ID:oY7rQKUI0
I bet 3000 pesetas that he's fapping.
424 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:02:42.54 ID:pX+pil+a0
500 gil that the Fapwatchingbird is watching him fap.
425 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:03:14.33 ID:eMIDPTEnO
A local TV channel is doing a special on yaoi.
What the hell is wrong with this show?w
426 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:03:52.56 ID:TSc67Lmc0
700 pesos that the Fapwatchingbird paid him a visit again.
427 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:05:18.54 ID:eMIDPTEnO
10 Perica that the Fapwatchingbird is picking on his dick.
428 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:08:22.65 ID:hvNAjoBS0
I got an e-mail, I got an e-mail!

"I'm back!☆ Are you still awake?"

is all she wrotewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
429 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:09:28.22 ID:ySvwebeU0
Send a reply immediately.
430 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:09:44.34 ID:yaZfndVz0
100$ that he's fapping while imagining how it's like to ravage Sweets and Glasses with his tongue at the same time.
431 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:09:56.80 ID:lvPJURw50
Reply like the fist of the north star!!!!!!!
432 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:11:17.26 ID:hvNAjoBS0
ALL RIIIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT!!!!!!!
What do I write?
433 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:11:24.11 ID:TSc67Lmc0
"Welcome back! (smiley) I always stay up late. Of course, I'm awake! (lol)"
should be fine.
434 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:11:24.21 ID:oY7rQKUI0
Write that you were playing the recorder!
435 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:11:26.41 ID:eMIDPTEnO
>>428
That's short considering it's from Glassesw

"Welcome back! ^^
Where did you two eat at?
Speaking of my sister, I haven't seen her since yesterday... (lol)"
Let's try to sound her out.
436 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:11:48.39 ID:ySvwebeU0
"Yes, I'm awake.
What are you doing right now?" should be okay, shouldn't it?
437 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:12:03.53 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Man, you guys talk about the most insignificant things when I'm gonewwww
438 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:13:43.00 ID:hvNAjoBS0
"Welcome back! Yes, I'm awake! I was cleaning my room and playing the recorder when I got your e-mail.
Where did you two eat at?
Speaking of my sister, I haven't seen her since yesterday... (lol)"

Is it okay like this?
439 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:14:10.18 ID:+u85fMwM0
>>436 looks good for a start.
440 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:14:30.47 ID:yaZfndVz0
Ask her if 2ndSis didn't tell her any weird things about you!
441 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:14:37.52 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Why would you play the recorder at this hour?wwwwww
442 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:15:01.48 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Sent.
443 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:15:44.45 ID:Tj8/NqLS0
No one cares if you were playing the recorderwwww
444 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:16:10.26 ID:TSc67Lmc0
Dudeww Play a flute at night and snakes will come to you!!
445 : Fapwatchingbird : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:16:43.25 ID:aRtFiVFtO
(ΦеΦ)
446 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:16:53.12 ID:eULmYMZh0
Why would you mention the stupid recorder?
447 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:17:03.80 ID:hvNAjoBS0
>>444
Are you my mom?
448 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:17:06.91 ID:lvPJURw50
>>444
It wasn't snakes, but a burglar in our case.
449 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:17:50.50 ID:eMIDPTEnO
>>It was the devil in my case.
450 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:18:10.88 ID:oY7rQKUI0
In >>1's case, it'd be BigSis that'd come to him...
451 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:18:35.79 ID:Tj8/NqLS0
>>444
That's what my grandma used to say.
452 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:21:28.73 ID:eMIDPTEnO
>>442
Did you send >>436?
453 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:21:51.00 ID:NgZ6vEorO
>>433
This one is good.
454 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:23:27.57 ID:TSc67Lmc0
You didn't actually send it with the line about the recorder, did you...?
455 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:23:31.28 ID:LidLu/qz0
>>453 Seconded.
456 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:24:13.73 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Whoawwwww She's quickwwwwww

"I'm glad you're still awake♪ But why are you playing the recorder!? (lol)
You were cleaning your room? (smiley) So, is it clean now?
We went to a restaurant called Kichiri. It was what you'd call a casual dining restaurant, I think? (>_<)
The food was yummy. (heart) Have you been there?
2ndSis said the exact same thing about you! (lol) Guess that's twins for you. (smiley)"

Casual din-... what...?
457 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:24:27.11 ID:eMIDPTEnO
1 already said in >>442 that he sent it.
458 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:24:44.62 ID:lvPJURw50
Casual dining (lol)
459 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:24:57.53 ID:oY7rQKUI0
Guess she's a sweets girl too.
460 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:25:16.03 ID:UIvE/pRh0
Finally got an e-mail from Glasses, huh?
That means, 2ndSis is already back home or will soon be.
See if you can get her to tell you what she talked about with 2ndSis, but do it indirectly.
461 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:25:50.97 ID:lvPJURw50
>>456
Wait a second, can we follow from "2ndSis said the exact same thing about you!" that Glasses asked 2ndSis about you, >>1?
462 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:26:12.97 ID:yaZfndVz0
Tell her you've never been at the restaurant and that you'd love to go, but you're afraid to because you're not used to dining in restaurants.
463 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:27:00.72 ID:eMIDPTEnO
>>456
Casual Dining
To put it simply, casual dining restaurants are a little more elegant than family restaurants, but cheaper than fine dining restaurants.
Many of them are western-style btw.
464 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:28:00.56 ID:UIvE/pRh0
1 hasn't seen 2ndSis since yesterday. ←→ 2ndSis hasn't seen 1 since yesterday. Is this what she means?
This is the first time I see the term "casual dining", but it's probably just a certain type of restaurant or something.
Women love to use random English words like that. (lol)
465 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:28:46.21 ID:TSc67Lmc0
Can't believe you sent the version with the recorderwwww
"When I saw my recorder, I remembered how I used to play it and couldn't resist♪ Yes, my room is a lot cleaner now!
Casual dining...? What kind of place was it? I'd love to try it out too someday. (smiley)
2ndSis said the same thing? (lol) It's funny because we live in the same house. (smiley)"
How's this?
466 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:29:21.20 ID:8cYCta710
Casual dining? Is that like casual wear?
467 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:29:43.85 ID:eMIDPTEnO
"I remembered how I used to play it and couldn't resist"wwwwwwww
468 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:30:12.78 ID:hvNAjoBS0
"I was just joking when I said I'm playing the recorder. (lol)
When I was cleaning my room and started sorting my bookshelf, I got distracted and ended up reading one manga after another.
Kichiri... Can't say I've been there. I'd love to go, but I'm a bit afraid because I'm not used to dining in restaurants.
Speaking of which, did 2ndSis tell you something else about me?"

Like this, maybe?
469 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:30:32.83 ID:3DFF3Wx90
Isn't it better to ask more indirectly? You know, like "What do girls talk about when they're dining together?".
470 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:30:51.72 ID:+u85fMwM0
Yeah, sounds natural and good to me.
471 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:31:33.36 ID:J1ZPVJWP0
I don't see why notw
472 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:31:34.39 ID:mFP3rFXn0
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473 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:31:37.01 ID:NgZ6vEorO
Shouldn't you try to use more casual speech in your e-mails?
474 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:31:39.95 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Seems like you're getting used to it now.
475 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:31:44.00 ID:TSc67Lmc0
>>468
Good job.
I see you're getting more and more used to writing e-mailsw
476 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:31:52.79 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Send it like that then?
477 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:32:00.09 ID:eULmYMZh0
Yeah, should be fine.
478 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:32:04.19 ID:Oy9Nc6TS0
Guys, this newfag is doing some sort of internet radio showww
http://live24.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/livevenus/1200835915/l50
URL to stream:
http://203.131.199.131:8060/hahaha.m3u
479 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:32:08.20 ID:UIvE/pRh0
Change the 3rd line to
"I've never had a meal at fancy places like that, but I'm a regular customer at Yoshinoya if it counts for anything!"
Do itw
480 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:32:40.78 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Sure, send it.
481 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:33:13.70 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Sent. >///<
It looks like 2ndSis is back too.
482 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:34:23.38 ID:eMIDPTEnO
2NDSIS HATH DESCENDED UPON US!
483 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:34:26.73 ID:TSc67Lmc0
>///<
Go talk to her as if nothing happened.
484 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:34:43.28 ID:NgZ6vEorO
Ask 2ndSis indirectly about today!
485 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:35:00.66 ID:eULmYMZh0
You have to sound her out!
486 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:35:08.50 ID:J1ZPVJWP0
2ndSis is back at lastw
487 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:35:22.62 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Oh, looks like it's time for a post number vote after a long time!
488 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:35:27.91 ID:UIvE/pRh0
Isn't it kinda suspicious if you go talk to her as soon as she's back?w
Am I the only one who thinks it'd totally look like you want to sound her out?
489 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:35:47.16 ID:mFP3rFXn0
Or will 2ndSis make the first move?
490 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:36:22.82 ID:eMIDPTEnO
For starters, you could go say hello and see how she reacts.
491 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:36:25.65 ID:UIvE/pRh0
How about watching TV in the living room and waiting for her to come talk to you on her own?
492 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:36:26.33 ID:3DFF3Wx90
Why don't you serve her some tea and try to get on her good side?
493 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:36:39.62 ID:TSc67Lmc0
>>488
Wouldn't it be be more natural if you pretended you were going to the restroom and said something like "Oh, you're home. Welcome back." when you pass by her on the way?
494 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:37:32.38 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Did he go talk to her?w
495 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:37:33.65 ID:05MfrYDoO
Hey!!
1!!
Change your name to iPod Man or Fapwatchbird already!!www
496 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:38:49.43 ID:pX+pil+a0
While I was in the bath... things got really interesting againwwww
497 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:38:59.34 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Ah, shall I go say hello to her then?
498 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:39:43.40 ID:mFP3rFXn0
But be subtle about it.
499 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:39:43.83 ID:TSc67Lmc0
>>1
That's right!
500 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:39:47.83 ID:UIvE/pRh0
Go to her.
Just in case, bookmark this thread on your cell phone so you can directly ask us for help.
501 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:39:56.62 ID:eMIDPTEnO
>>497
That's right.
502 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:40:37.02 ID:ySvwebeU0
That's right!
503 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:40:39.75 ID:Rz7BadLT0
>>497
Sure, get going.
504 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:41:11.46 ID:eMIDPTEnO
Can't wait to see how it plays out!
505 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:41:54.27 ID:pX+pil+a0
( ・Д・) GO!
506 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:51:39.81 ID:t8z7fw4P0
I wanna get abused by 2ndSis.
507 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:52:34.63 ID:Rz7BadLT0
I can't help but imagine his family to look like Minami-ke characters.
508 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:53:40.66 ID:ySvwebeU0
>>507
Yeah, well, it's mostly because of all the Minami-ke AA he uses.
509 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:54:44.10 ID:hvNAjoBS0
shinitai
510 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:54:45.99 ID:jLvAxIErO
For some reason, I find 1 getting used to writing e-mails little by little kinda moe.
511 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:55:39.83 ID:TSc67Lmc0
What's wrong???!!!!!!!1111111
512 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:55:39.62 ID:eMIDPTEnO
What's wrong?
513 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:56:13.00 ID:J1ZPVJWP0
What's wrong!!!?
514 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:56:22.63 ID:li7sANZr0
Shini-tai (死に体)
is a term used in sumō wrestling. Literally meaning 'dead body' or 'dying body,' the term is used to describe a wrestler who was not first to fall or touch outside the ring, but who had no chance of winning owing to the superior technique of his opponent.
Antonyms: Iki-tai (生き体)
515 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:56:59.28 ID:mFP3rFXn0
Can't believe it all started out with...

a simple prank on the bigSisPod.
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516 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:57:37.23 ID:pX+pil+a0
WHAT'S WRONG??
517 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:57:40.78 ID:yaZfndVz0
Oh Godwwwwwwwww
518 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:57:48.80 ID:ySvwebeU0
What's wrong?!
519 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:58:18.96 ID:clG1zKzi0
Glasses let 2ndSis read all your e-mails, right?
520 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:58:20.29 ID:mFP3rFXn0
And then Glasses shows up...


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Now, what will happen next!?
521 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:58:22.06 ID:hvNAjoBS0
Before I report what happened, I think I'll reply to the e-mail I just got from Ms. Glasses.
522 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:58:27.64 ID:ZyB3O/IX0
What happened!?
523 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:59:17.91 ID:mFP3rFXn0
Did you find out that you weren't really exchanging e-mails with Glasses, but with 2ndSis pretending to be Glasses?
524 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:59:25.62 ID:eMIDPTEnO
>>521
Post the e-mail.
525 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:59:26.45 ID:TSc67Lmc0
>>521 Wha?ww That only makes me more curiousww
526 : VIPPER : 2008/01/20(Sun) 23:59:55.82 ID:NgZ6vEorO
>>523 So he walked into her trap like a moth to a flame, huh?
527 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:01:27.84 ID:LKVsJH7v0
Tell us more, man.
528 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:05:26.07 ID:r97HQ9o/0
Seriously now, what happened...
529 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:05:49.16 ID:7QHxIabi0
"I find it hard to tell when you're joking and when you're not. (+o+)(lol) And here I thought you were good at playing the recorder. ((>_<))
So you weren't able to clean up after all? I know what you mean though, whenever I see my manga, I can't resist it either. Before I know it, I'm already reading them♪ I wonder why that is. (smiley)
Wanna go to Kichiri together then?
What do you mean, did 2ndSis tell me something else about you? (lol)"

This is what she sent.
530 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:07:00.08 ID:G9meRb2n0
Wait, is she...?
531 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:07:06.30 ID:oYYweEr80
Why would an e-mail like that make you want to die?
532 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:07:08.24 ID:zQjeIrli0
SHE'S ASKING YOU OUT!!
533 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:07:12.56 ID:OZQKitJeO
"Let's go to Kichiri!"
is the only possible answer.
534 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:07:17.80 ID:4hnntect0
You don't have a choice but to go.
535 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:07:25.44 ID:r97HQ9o/0
Isn't she like asking you out?w
536 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:07:27.15 ID:5WhHzo6O0
She's totally into you!
537 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:07:48.13 ID:7QHxIabi0
I'll explain the situation later, please let me reply to her e-mail first.
538 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:08:18.96 ID:LKVsJH7v0
You should just accept her invitationwww
539 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:08:47.01 ID:Y/D/HwAkO
How does that lead to >>509?
540 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:09:36.20 ID:G9meRb2n0
"I am good at playing the recorder. Next time we meet, I'll play a song you like for you.
While I'm writing this, my room is soaking wet and ready for you, Glasses."

Write this.
541 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:10:34.87 ID:IopIA9dR0
Sell your PSP and get yourself a DS!!
542 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:10:46.33 ID:OZQKitJeO
"Yeah, I read so much manga that I couldn't clean my room much at all. (lol)
But well, it's still a lot cleaner than it was before, I guess.
I'd love to go to Kichiri!
Let's go together next time we're free."
543 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:11:15.90 ID:7QHxIabi0
"Ah, but I do have a recorder and I can play it too! Believe it or not, I practice playing the recorder. (lol)
I quit cleaning up my room halfway in this time... So next time, I'm planning on going the whole nine yards and becoming a true cleaning demon.
I'd love to go to Kichiri! Please let me join you next time!"

Something along these lines?
544 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:11:38.61 ID:G9meRb2n0
Ask her if you can find any nympho sluts to chat up in Kichiri.
545 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:12:02.73 ID:fVvw2cFA0
Ok.
546 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:12:03.91 ID:OZQKitJeO
>>543
GJ!
547 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:12:10.02 ID:LKVsJH7v0
I can't be the only one that thinks 1 is definitely getting better at composing e-mails...wwww
548 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:12:29.56 ID:zQjeIrli0
>>I'd love to go to Kichiri! Please let me join you next time!
You sound so desperate...
549 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:13:24.47 ID:r97HQ9o/0
Would it really sound desperate to her?
It sounds pretty normal to mew
550 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:13:39.47 ID:5WhHzo6O0
"I'd love to go to Kichiri! Please let me join you next time!"
should be changed.
551 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:14:22.75 ID:zQjeIrli0
At least, tone it down to something like
"I wonder what Kichiri is like.
I rarely get to go to places like that, so would you go to Kichiri together with me sometime?"
maybe?
552 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:14:49.00 ID:OZQKitJeO
I think there's no need to tone it down.
When talking about a place you're interested in but you've never been to, isn't it normal to go all "Yeah! I wanna go!"?
553 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:14:59.23 ID:LKVsJH7v0
How about changing "recorder" to "flute"?
554 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:14:59.49 ID:oYYweEr80
>>551
"Would you go to Kichiri together with me sometime?" is even worse imo.
555 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:15:23.84 ID:7QHxIabi0
"Ah, but I do have a recorder and I can play it too! Believe it or not, I practice playing the recorder. (lol)
I quit cleaning up my room halfway in this time... So next time, I'm planning on going the whole nine yards and becoming a true cleaning demon.
I'd love to go to Kichiri!
Let's go together next time you're free."

I'll send it like this.
556 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:15:38.53 ID:PbhBrtXe0
"Please let me join you next time you go to Kichiri." should be okay.
557 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:16:00.88 ID:G9meRb2n0
>>553 Change it to "flute", so he can let Glasses play HIS flute, right? Did I catch your drift?
558 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:16:16.25 ID:OZQKitJeO
>>555
Do it.
559 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:16:35.57 ID:booVB+4vO
His e-mail skills are improving, all right, but there are still a few hints of his shut-in ways leftww
560 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:16:44.12 ID:oYYweEr80
In that case, he might as well directly change it to shakuhachi.
561 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:16:45.32 ID:zQjeIrli0
Nice.
He's writing his e-mails on his own now...
He sure has grown...

He's even getting triples now, damn.
>>555
562 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:17:16.51 ID:7QHxIabi0
I can play my shakuhachi like a master.
563 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:17:49.24 ID:5WhHzo6O0
I like how you've almost completely switched from polite to casual speech.
564 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:17:51.48 ID:LKVsJH7v0
wwww
All the more reason to change "recorder" to "shakuhachi" then, no?
565 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:17:51.87 ID:fVvw2cFA0
>>562
SHALL WE DO IT?
566 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:18:11.09 ID:OZQKitJeO
Why are you on the playing end?wwww
Anyways, report what happened already.
567 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:18:32.75 ID:zQjeIrli0
What did 2ndSis say?
568 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:18:48.67 ID:booVB+4vO
Stop writing stupid shit and tell us what happened!
569 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:18:51.82 ID:5WhHzo6O0
>>562
Uho!
570 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:19:49.54 ID:QNxImspHO
>>562
You must be a real master if you can play the shakuhachi all by yourself.
571 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:20:53.60 ID:LKVsJH7v0
Don't you need someone else to play the shakuhachi for you?www
572 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:21:35.54 ID:PbhBrtXe0
You're gonna make 2ndSis play it for you, right?
573 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:22:07.21 ID:7QHxIabi0
I went down to the living room, pretending to get myself something to drink.
2ndSis was lying around on the couch watching TV. I could see her panties.
Me: "Huh? You're home. Welcome back."
2ndSis: "Yeahwww I'm backwwwww"
Me: "Where were you?"
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2ndSis: "You know damn well where I waswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"
574 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:22:36.66 ID:G9meRb2n0
I wanna see her panties.
575 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:22:45.95 ID:OZQKitJeO
Here we go━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!
576 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:23:22.75 ID:4hnntect0
So she really knows everything.
577 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:23:42.42 ID:5WhHzo6O0
>>573
She knew you were exchanging e-mails with Glasses, huh?
>>Me: "Where were you?"
You shouldn't have asked this...
And instead waited for her to make the first move...
578 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:23:43.83 ID:LKVsJH7v0
And it all comes back━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━!!!!
579 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:23:44.19 ID:r97HQ9o/0
I figured she'd say thatw
580 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:24:10.06 ID:Y/D/HwAkO
She knows everything about your e-mailswwwwww
581 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:24:39.01 ID:LKVsJH7v0
I'd seen this coming from a mile away, but I still can't take my eyes off this threadwwww
582 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:25:03.92 ID:G9meRb2n0
I wouldn't be surprised if Glasses had been forwarding all your e-mails to her.
583 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:25:15.31 ID:OZQKitJeO
So Glasses mentioned your e-mails. So what? Doesn't mean she told 2ndSis everything.
Is that all you have to report?
584 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:25:30.95 ID:zQjeIrli0
I'm at a point where I don't even care anymore whether this is all true or 1 just a big troll!!
585 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:25:43.77 ID:fVvw2cFA0
Write to Glasses that 2ndSis is making fun of you while flashing her pantieswww
586 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:26:29.32 ID:LKVsJH7v0
>>584
Same here, bro, same here.
587 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:26:31.18 ID:G9meRb2n0
Do me a favor and ask 2ndSis what brand the girdle she's wearing today is.
588 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:27:08.89 ID:amPpnZKu0
Oh, looks like you've made some progress since the last time I checked.
2ndSis knows everything you've written to Glasses, no doubt about itw
589 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:27:14.22 ID:CPnmNpS20
>>573
Does that mean...
we were just dancing on top of 2ndSis's panties all this time...?
590 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:28:22.68 ID:5WhHzo6O0
>>589 Well, gee, thanks for that clever comment.
591 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:28:24.86 ID:7QHxIabi0
Her Counter ability inflicted the status effect Confuse on me.
Me: "Eh? No, I don't know what you're talking about."
2ndSis: "I hear you're getting along greatwwwwwwwwww"
Me: "What do you mean?"
2ndSis: "You and Glasses."
Me: "I get e-mails from her, so I reply to them. That's all."
Glasses: "You're awfully nice to girls, huh?wwwwwwwww"
Me: "T-T-That's not true... You didn't tell her something weird about me, did you?"
2ndSis: "Who knows?wwwwwwwwwwwww"
Me: "You're so stupid."
2ndSis: "You're the one who's stupidwwwwwwwwwwwww"

Seems like she found something new to tease me about. And I bet it'll take days until she gets tired of it.
I hate it, but I can't do anything right now because she's got the upper hand on me...
592 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:28:27.67 ID:OZQKitJeO
Well, even if she's read all your e-mails, they were pretty harmless so far anyway. Who cares?w
593 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:28:43.22 ID:zQjeIrli0
Huh?
While 2ndSis was gone, was she together with Glasses the entire time?
594 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:30:03.61 ID:7QHxIabi0
I don't know. I ran out of the living room with my tail between my legs and tears in my eyes.
595 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:30:08.92 ID:OZQKitJeO
"You're the one who's stupid"wwwwwwww So moewwwwwww
596 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:30:35.55 ID:LKVsJH7v0
Instead of arguing with 2ndSis, you should turn her into your ally and use her.
597 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:30:38.48 ID:r97HQ9o/0
I see why that'd make you feel like dyingw
598 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:30:39.97 ID:4hnntect0
There's no need to feel down, cheer up!
599 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:30:54.54 ID:fVvw2cFA0
I bet 2ndSis will tell your whole family about it and by tomorrow, your mom will be making red bean rice for dinner to celebrate the newswww
600 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:31:02.05 ID:G9meRb2n0
Don't cry, you just made an important first step!!!
Why don't you try to be a little nicer to 2ndSis and less scared of BigSis from now on?
601 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:31:15.01 ID:Y/D/HwAkO
Look at it this way: Now that the cat is out of the bag, you can ask 2ndSis for advice about Glasses!
602 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:32:09.50 ID:5WhHzo6O0
He could try to find out more about Glasses from 2ndSis.
603 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:32:13.02 ID:OZQKitJeO
>>594
Cheer up, man! She was going to find out sooner or later anyway!
604 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:32:53.05 ID:7QHxIabi0
Even if I were to ask her for advice, I know from her reaction just now...
she'd just laugh at me like "wwwwwwwwwwwwwww".
BigSis would surely try to cheer me up and tell me all kinds of kind things, but she's still oblivious to what's going on yet.
VIP is really the only place I have.
605 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:33:22.99 ID:r97HQ9o/0
You've changed a lot compared to how you were in the first thread.
I'm proud, sonw
606 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:33:33.73 ID:oYYweEr80
It must have been hilarious for 2ndSis to watch how >>1 took her bait like an idiot.
607 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:34:23.89 ID:booVB+4vO
Cheer up, virgin.
608 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:35:35.17 ID:LKVsJH7v0
But at the same time, 2ndSis must be happy that podMan is starting to become interested in the outside world after being a shut-in for so long.
609 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:35:46.99 ID:OZQKitJeO
Ignore 2ndSis and her mocking comments.
If it hadn't been today, she would've found out on the day of your first date with Glasses.
610 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:36:18.59 ID:7QHxIabi0
It's very much like 2ndSis to come up with this nasty way of payback.
Without getting her own hands dirty, she sets up a bait for the target, that'd be me, (and what's more, she chose Glasses as the bait because she knew I'd take it).
Then she sits back to watch it unfold and laughs at me from above. This is the worst.
611 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:36:20.28 ID:G9meRb2n0
She might laugh at you first, but with time, she's sure to see how serious you're about Glasses and have a change of heart.
And that's why we should decide by post numbers what to say to 2ndSis next.
612 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:36:44.63 ID:zQjeIrli0
I wonder what 2ndSis's motive really was though...
For all we know, 2ndSis might have asked her friends
"Do you know a girl that could be right for my shut-in big brother?"
and earnestly looked for someone for you.

And one of her friends suggested Glasses like
"Didn't Glasses get dumped by her boyfriend for being an otaku? She might be perfect for him."
which is why 2ndSis asked Glasses along on that day...

That'd explain why 2ndSis doesn't know much about Glasses and it'd also prove that she's doing all this for your sake.

Well, I'm just grasping at straws thoughwww
613 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:37:18.97 ID:LKVsJH7v0
In any case, women are scarywww
614 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:37:23.50 ID:OZQKitJeO
>>610
Let's have a post-number vote on 2ndSis!
615 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:37:36.94 ID:8l0Op7Ho0
It's okay! It's not as bad as you think.
You've only written a few e-mails for only a few days now, haven't you?
I don't think there's anything about your conversation with Glasses you should be ashamed of, so...
Keep going like that!
Ignore 2ndSis and her taunts for now!
616 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:38:54.62 ID:fVvw2cFA0
Foil her plans by actually making Glasses your girlfriend!www
617 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:39:11.06 ID:a8cDLaSA0
Hang in there, Fapwatchbird.
618 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:40:20.64 ID:LKVsJH7v0
So have we decided what we're going to call OP now?www
619 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:40:21.24 ID:OZQKitJeO
Hang in there, Fapwatchingbird!
620 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:40:38.35 ID:7QHxIabi0
Never mind my sister, we need to reply to Ms. Glasses' e-mail...

"So you CAN play the recorder♪ Which songs can you play on it? I hated playing the recorder in school. (smiley) My fingers are just too short for a recorder. (cry)
Yeah, yeah!☆ You should always try to keep your room clean. (smiley) My room is pretty clean, you know? (lol)
Sure, let's go together next time then. (smiley) I'll be looking forward to it!!"

Glasses is kinda cute.
621 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:40:50.26 ID:zQjeIrli0
iPod Man in Glasses
622 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:41:08.52 ID:4hnntect0
You've come this far, you don't have a choice but to do it, Fapwatchingbird!
623 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:41:09.91 ID:5WhHzo6O0
Oh? Is >>1 starting to fall in love?
624 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:41:31.33 ID:G9meRb2n0
Write that you can play the Haruhi theme song standing on your head.
625 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:41:41.59 ID:OZQKitJeO
>>620
So which songs can you play?w
626 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:42:06.83 ID:LKVsJH7v0
Looks like you've made a pretty decent impression on her.
Can you even play any songs, Fapbird?www
627 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:42:20.45 ID:a8cDLaSA0
Considering how late it is and how she ended that e-mail, the next e-mail is probably going to be the last one for today.
628 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:42:33.05 ID:5WhHzo6O0
>>626
I lost it at Fapbirdww
629 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:42:42.73 ID:fVvw2cFA0
Change the topic by saying

"2ndSis is teasing me again..."

and wait for her to ask you what happenedwwwwww
630 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:43:23.79 ID:7QHxIabi0
Huh? I'm Fapwatchbird/Fapwatchingbird now?wwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Speaking of which, that bird didn't come again. Wonder if it'll visit me tomorrow.
631 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:43:24.35 ID:OZQKitJeO
>>629
What a gamble.
632 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:44:01.35 ID:booVB+4vO
Hang in there, Fapwatchingbird!
633 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:44:43.62 ID:LKVsJH7v0
>>629
Might turn out to be a pretty good move, actuallywww
634 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:45:47.32 ID:7QHxIabi0
>>612
Man, what a tearjerker. I shed manly tears.
But let me assure you. No way in hell is 2ndSis that nice. Btw, I'm the youngest child in the family.
635 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:46:04.42 ID:OZQKitJeO
How is that a good move?w
636 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:46:14.23 ID:6qsT2cJGO
Hang in there, Fap!
637 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:46:30.18 ID:LKVsJH7v0
That's just how family often is though.
638 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:46:47.77 ID:8l0Op7Ho0
"Casual dining... was it?
Sounds like it might be difficult to get used to at firstw
But if it's with you, I might be fine.
Tell me when you're free next time, okay?
I'll be looking for a good place in the meantime."

How about this?
639 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:48:07.99 ID:LKVsJH7v0
>>638
Not a word about the recorder...

That's it!www
640 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:48:31.22 ID:7QHxIabi0
I can play all kinds of songs though.
- Suteki da ne (that FF10 song)
- Sakura
- Kimi ga Yo
- Dark World from FF6 (World of Ruin world map theme)
- the Azumanga Daioh tune that plays during the eyecatches and the one that plays during the preview of the next episode
etc.
641 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:49:00.98 ID:5WhHzo6O0
>>638
Yeah! Let's just completely drop the recorder topic!www
642 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:49:25.02 ID:LKVsJH7v0
>>640
Hey, you can play pretty good songs.
643 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:49:45.88 ID:OZQKitJeO
You've been practicing the recorder too muchwwwwww
644 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:49:58.84 ID:5WhHzo6O0
>>640
Glasses probably knows them all.
645 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:50:10.70 ID:7QHxIabi0
"Casual dining... was it?
I bet I'll be a nervous wreck at first until I get used to itw
But if it's with you, I might be fine.
Tell me when you're free next time, okay?
I'll be looking for a good place in the meantime.
Ah, is it okay for you to be up so late? You have lectures tomorrow, don't you...?"

Something like this?
646 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:50:35.93 ID:CPnmNpS20
>>Now you realize that 1 can actually play the recorder
647 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:50:41.46 ID:LKVsJH7v0
>>645

GJ!!
648 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:51:17.21 ID:7QHxIabi0
I SENT ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
649 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:51:35.21 ID:Y5sd0+j90
Ok.
650 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:51:44.16 ID:OZQKitJeO
One moment you boast about how you can play the recorder and the next you completely drop the subject. Isn't that weird?
651 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:52:04.01 ID:5WhHzo6O0
>>645
Okay!
I like how you sound worried about her being up so late!
Also, you just casually asked her out on a date, you know?
652 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:52:04.75 ID:YeGQkX1p0
>>645
>But if it's with you, I might be fine.

You... You're pretty good.
653 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:52:39.48 ID:kTO9sKvc0
So I just got back from work and thought I'd check the thread...
But holy shit, he got so far while I was at work!www

>>1 is amazing...
654 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:53:01.62 ID:booVB+4vO
Your recorder is, of course, called Fapwatchingflute, right?
655 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:53:08.34 ID:MohpCVsR0
>the Azumanga Daioh tune that plays during the eyecatches and the one that plays during the preview of the next episode

Please record yourself playing it with your cell phone and upload itw
656 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:53:20.15 ID:LKVsJH7v0
His e-mail writing skill has surpassed mine...
657 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:53:32.61 ID:6qsT2cJGO
>>1's e-mails may not be anything out of the ordinary, but they're pretty good.
658 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:54:15.71 ID:fVvw2cFA0
You sure went all out therewwwww Let's just hope you don't get shot downwwwwwwww
659 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:54:54.66 ID:5WhHzo6O0
I bet >>1's heart is pounding like madw
660 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:55:13.85 ID:7QHxIabi0
Fapwatchingflutewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
661 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:55:42.40 ID:a8cDLaSA0
You should remove the superfluous dots in "You have lectures tomorrow, don't you...?".
662 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:56:30.97 ID:PbhBrtXe0
What a long name for a recorderwww
663 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:56:36.68 ID:LKVsJH7v0
Well, we should shorten it to Fapflute then.
664 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:57:13.64 ID:LKVsJH7v0
Faprecorder would work too btw.
665 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:57:23.22 ID:Y5sd0+j90
F-Flute
666 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:58:00.57 ID:OZQKitJeO
Fa-Flute
667 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:59:39.82 ID:7QHxIabi0
>>655
Sure. But not today because if I play the recorder now, snakes will come.
668 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 00:59:44.43 ID:O1WJ1OLqO
Oh, is this today's recorders general thread?
669 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:00:42.39 ID:7QHxIabi0
I'm so nervous I think I'm going to get an abdominal hernia....
670 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:01:15.00 ID:CPnmNpS20
>>668
2ndSis: "I got my hands on my brother's Fapwatchingflute..."
671 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:01:26.42 ID:OZQKitJeO
Can't wait for her reply.
672 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:01:53.88 ID:LKVsJH7v0
You're so cute!

Fapbird!!www
673 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:02:05.86 ID:5WhHzo6O0
>>669
An abdominal herniawwwwwww
But well, everyone feels like that at first. Hang in there!
674 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:02:18.29 ID:7QHxIabi0
I'm scared of going on a date with her, but I'm just as scared of getting turned down.
675 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:02:36.03 ID:MohpCVsR0
>>667
No hurries, I can wait for it as long as needed.

But man, I can't wait for her reply.
676 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:02:49.96 ID:7QHxIabi0
she replied
677 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:02:52.42 ID:5WhHzo6O0
Can I ask you something just to be on the safe side, >>1?
What do you really want to do with Glasses?
678 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:03:29.57 ID:LKVsJH7v0
>>674

I think I know that feel.
Because I was once a shut-in myself.
679 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:03:32.02 ID:fVvw2cFA0
What will she do? Will she say yes or no?wwwwwwwwwwww
680 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:04:05.92 ID:kTO9sKvc0
If she should say yes, you'll have to make yourself presentable first.
Get a new haircut at a beauty parlor and let ElderSis pick clothes for youw
681 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:04:13.31 ID:OZQKitJeO
Looks like this will decide if you can escape your shut-in ways or not.
But who would've thought a few days ago that it'd come to thisw
682 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:04:27.26 ID:8l0Op7Ho0
It's all in your hands now, Glasses!
683 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:04:30.23 ID:nBBSJWG00
Goddamn.
684 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:04:51.68 ID:LKVsJH7v0
Can't wait.
685 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:05:04.71 ID:YeGQkX1p0
Can't wait x2
686 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:05:34.12 ID:5WhHzo6O0
Can't wait x3
687 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:05:38.06 ID:6qsT2cJGO
We all can't wait for her replywwww
688 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:06:09.54 ID:OZQKitJeO
can't wait can't wait can't wait can't wait
689 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:07:43.33 ID:kTO9sKvc0
Can't stop refreshing the thread!!
690 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:09:52.16 ID:7QHxIabi0
"You worry too much! (lol) It's okay if you're not used to it, you'll be just fine♪ We had a private room for ourselves today, so you don't have to worry about other people either!
Speaking of which, shall we go to Kichiri first? Though I'd also like to go to a restaurant you suggest. (smiley)
Do we go this week? Are you free this week, 1? Tell me which days of this week you're free, 1☆
Yeah, I have lectures tomorrow, so I'll be going to bed soon. (smiley)"

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
691 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:10:29.24 ID:G9meRb2n0
You could go tomorrow.
692 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:10:44.66 ID:Y5sd0+j90
Looks good.
693 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:10:49.77 ID:fVvw2cFA0
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
694 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:11:05.95 ID:OZQKitJeO
It's okay if you're not used to it, you'll be just fine. (heart)
695 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:11:09.97 ID:G9meRb2n0
Inviting you to a private room right off the bat... She's quite good at this game herself, isn't she?
696 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:11:22.89 ID:kTO9sKvc0
She said yesーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーー!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
697 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:11:27.65 ID:LKVsJH7v0
Uhh...
This is difficult...

I feel like it's better to tell her that you're a shut-in now before it's too late.
698 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:11:40.51 ID:7QHxIabi0
"All right! I'll write as soon as I know when I'm free next!
I'm sorry for keeping you up so late! Good night! Ttyl!"

I sent this in a hurry.
699 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:11:39.38 ID:6b99JiCZO
Ahh...
Look how he's enjoying himself.
What a lucky guy he is.
700 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:11:58.70 ID:8l0Op7Ho0
Whoa, whoa! This looks promising!
Call it a day for today, but starting tomorrow, try to free up your schedule.
1! Give it your best shot, man!
I'll be rooting for you!w
701 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:12:01.85 ID:OZQKitJeO
"My only free day this week is tomorrow."
702 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:12:12.61 ID:6qsT2cJGO
You fucking did it, Fap!!
But this is only the beginning, the real deal starts now!
For starters, I'd visit a beauty parlor if I were you.
703 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:12:21.22 ID:7QHxIabi0
I'm a NEET though. I'm free seven days a week. orz
704 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:12:28.48 ID:LKVsJH7v0
Why do I suddenly feel so irritated?wwww
705 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:12:53.88 ID:G9meRb2n0
barber shops are closed today, but what about beauty parlors?
706 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:13:17.22 ID:5WhHzo6O0
Is this the ">>1 Modding Project!"!?
707 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:13:44.69 ID:LgThuI1X0
"Shall we go on your next day off?"
should be okay.
708 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:13:48.35 ID:OZQKitJeO
>>705
Most of them are closed.
709 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:13:49.21 ID:fVvw2cFA0
Okay, let's mod >>1 from now on!www
710 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:13:50.25 ID:Y5sd0+j90
I personally want a vote by post numbers so we can ruin your date before it takes place.
711 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:13:55.67 ID:YeGQkX1p0
I'm envious as fuck coz you seem to be having so much fun.
712 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:15:00.88 ID:5WhHzo6O0
I LIKE WHERE THIS IS GOING
713 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:15:10.28 ID:LKVsJH7v0
First of all, change your hairstyle to Guile's from SF2.
714 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:15:42.56 ID:7QHxIabi0
"Okay.(*^ー゚)v♪ Until next time.☆
Good night."

is what she replied, but my hands are shaking and I feel nauseous.
715 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:16:23.45 ID:OZQKitJeO
>>714
You reckless sonuva...w
716 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:16:34.81 ID:Jk+46LAdO
Wouldn't it be wise to ask your sisters to make you look cool for the date?
717 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:16:35.36 ID:G9meRb2n0
On a date, your first move is the most important, so start off by giving her a Rubik's cube as a present.
718 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:16:52.34 ID:LKVsJH7v0
>>714

You naughty little boy! ( ´∀`)σ)゚Д゚;)
719 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:17:04.73 ID:Y5sd0+j90
Play your flute and calm down.
720 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:17:09.52 ID:r97HQ9o/0
Why a Rubik's cube?www
721 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:17:18.95 ID:O37nANSlO
1, will you be fine all alone with Glasses?
722 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:17:23.76 ID:6qsT2cJGO
No worries, there are many new beauty parlors lately that open every day of the year.
I work in such a beauty parlor, I should know.
723 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:17:31.47 ID:YeGQkX1p0
Even though Glasses is younger than me, it feels like she's older for some reason.

Strange!?
724 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:17:32.45 ID:g/Zc9IwS0
Oh boy...
This is exactly the kind of turn of events we VIPPERs lovewww
But it should be the same for you too, >>1. You're enjoying yourself, aren't you?
At least more than when you were messing around with your BigSis's iPodwww
725 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:17:36.32 ID:OZQKitJeO
>>714
Upload a pic of yourself.
So we can decide your new haircut.
726 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:18:32.36 ID:7QHxIabi0
It's hell to go. And it's hell not to go.
Do you guys understand this feeling? You probably have to be a shut-in to understand.
I'll have to go outside again! Then right into the clutches of death! And Glasses is a fujoshi!
727 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:18:39.79 ID:LgThuI1X0
>>690
Why a private room?w
728 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:19:15.93 ID:5WhHzo6O0
The day of the date hasn't been decided yet!
We still have enough time left!
First, take pics of what you think are your most fashionable clothes and upload them!
729 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:19:28.04 ID:G9meRb2n0
For your new hairstyle, it should be something a fujoshi would like, like Cygnus Hyouga's or Edajima Heihachi's hairstyle.
730 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:19:45.39 ID:LKVsJH7v0
>>726

This is your opportunity to get out of your room!
Muster up some courage!
731 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:20:03.44 ID:5WhHzo6O0
>>726
Calm downww
732 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:20:08.04 ID:7QHxIabi0
Let me look at Kotomi pictures for a while to regain my composure.
733 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:20:35.69 ID:8l0Op7Ho0
Think of it as rehabilitation!
You rarely ever get a chance like this!
Why don't you try to change yourself little by little from now on?

Don't worry, you'll be fine.
You'll get used to going on a date once you've been to one once or twice.
734 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:21:00.81 ID:7QHxIabi0
Wait. What am I supposed to do now?
735 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:21:20.09 ID:fVvw2cFA0
Don't you want to fondle Glasses' boobs!?
736 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:21:23.52 ID:G9meRb2n0
Start a post-number vote on what to do to 2ndSis, of course.
737 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:21:39.29 ID:LKVsJH7v0
Now that it's come to this...
I still think it's better to tell her you're a shut-in.
It's definitely better if she hears about it from you than from 2ndSis.
738 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:21:40.58 ID:5WhHzo6O0
Calm down first. We'll think about what to do after that.
739 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:22:28.33 ID:O37nANSlO
You better not let this chance slip away.
740 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:22:39.65 ID:YeGQkX1p0
Fapwatchingbird, come quickly!!!!!!
741 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:22:44.87 ID:booVB+4vO
Calm down, Fapwatchbird!!
But man, this thread is going placeswwwww I'm excited as fuck too.
742 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:23:22.59 ID:6b99JiCZO
Making memories together is important when it comes to dates.

Meet up with her at that casual whatsitsname restaurant.

Go shopping while constantly flirting with her.

Buy her a small present like a keyholder.

The next time you ask her out, she'll have your present with her.

You talk about it.

>>1 is now a happy person and drops dead like all happy people should.
743 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:23:50.56 ID:LgThuI1X0
>>734
It might not be a good idea to give yourself a complete makeover in such a short time.
Show us your favorite clothes in your closet for now.
744 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:24:22.06 ID:G9meRb2n0
If not a Rubik's cube, then how about this for a present? ttp://onion.ocnk.net/product/195
It's a flyswatter made in Finland. I'm sure she'll like it.
745 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:24:51.17 ID:QNxImspHO
I have a lab tomorrow, but I can't sleep... Anyways, now that it's decided that you'll go on a date, shouldn't we decide what to do about your hairstyle and what clothes to wear for the date?
746 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:25:26.46 ID:Y5sd0+j90
Wow, wow, aren't you guys getting ahead of yourselves?
747 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:25:36.11 ID:8l0Op7Ho0
I have to work tomorrow too...


I think I'm going to bedw
748 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:25:45.05 ID:G9meRb2n0
I don't know much about hairstyles, but for clothes, why don't you just wear a Jinbei?
749 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:25:58.21 ID:7QHxIabi0
I'm a little calmer now. Throwing up helped.
750 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:26:32.70 ID:7QHxIabi0
Do I upload pics of my clothes then?
751 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:26:52.12 ID:LKVsJH7v0
Jinbeiwww
Do you want Fapbird to freeze to death?www
752 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:27:03.73 ID:LgThuI1X0
Don't throw up!www
753 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:27:14.91 ID:O37nANSlO
You actually threw up?w
754 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:27:21.15 ID:5WhHzo6O0
>>750
Are you okay?
For now, try to upload pics of as many of your clothes as you can.
755 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:27:27.11 ID:YeGQkX1p0
Upload pics of Glasses' boobs too while you're at it.
756 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:27:56.57 ID:LKVsJH7v0
2ndSis's panties too, please!
757 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:28:06.78 ID:LgThuI1X0
>>750
Yeah, upload them.
Who knows, maybe your clothes aren't as bad as one would expect of an otaku shut-in.
758 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:29:14.30 ID:QNxImspHO
Wtfwww You threw upwww

If it's really that tough for you, you shouldn't push yourself. (´・ω・`)ノシ
In some cases, it's safer to stay holed up in your room than to try too hard to blend into society...
759 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:31:39.83 ID:amPpnZKu0
Oh, I see you've made some more progresswwwwwww
Glasses seems very interested in meeting you. Keep up the good work and continue your mission.
When you say you threw up, you mean your penis threw up, right?www
760 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:32:14.41 ID:FWkV5Puk0
Minami-ke is on.
As always, the animation is so creepyw
761 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:36:43.89 ID:Jk+46LAdO
What a lucky bastard you are. I haven't felt this excited about something in a long time.
And I can't believe it's because of some stranger in the internetw
Thanks, Fap.
762 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:37:53.32 ID:OZQKitJeO
Thank you☆Fap!
763 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:39:16.61 ID:7QHxIabi0
This was my outfit last time (after BigSis did some changes):


http://imepita.jp/20080121/057130

From top to bottom:
Shirt with long sleeves I bought in Uniqlo
Uniqlo sweater
BigSis's winter jacket. She let me borrow it because she rarely wears it
Uniqlo jeans that are too short for me
And some weird shoes that didn't fit into the picture
764 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:41:35.12 ID:Y5sd0+j90
>>763
That looks like an outfit that'll keep you warm when it's cold and windy out.
765 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:41:37.84 ID:LKVsJH7v0
A normal casual outfit should be good, no?
Judging from the clothes, Fapbird is a beanpole.
766 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:41:48.08 ID:OZQKitJeO
That flute case looks awesomew
767 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:41:53.80 ID:Jk+46LAdO
How should I put this... Once you take off the jacket, it's pretty much game over.
768 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:42:06.15 ID:5WhHzo6O0
>>763
I think it's okay. But you can't really wear the same thing as last time...
I'd say it's best to ask BigSis what to wear again.
Without a word to 2ndSis, of course. Though she'll probably find out anyway.
769 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:42:55.70 ID:G9meRb2n0
Why don't you borrow more clothes from ElderSis? With your slender feminine build, her clothes will surely fit you, Fapkins.
770 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:43:08.49 ID:J8Fr7ibk0
Isn't it better to leave out the sweater?

Also, how about wearing a muffler?
771 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:43:23.60 ID:fVvw2cFA0
The jacket is the only thing that isn't lame and it's not even yourswww Do something about itwwwww
772 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:43:33.79 ID:Jk+46LAdO
Fujoshi usually seem to prefer slender guys, so maybe that's why she likes Fap.
773 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:43:52.50 ID:OZQKitJeO
We need to work on your color coordination because it lacks so-called "accent colors".
As it is, your outfit looks a bit too dark and dull.
774 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:44:26.22 ID:LKVsJH7v0
I get that fashion and style is important, but in OP's case, shouldn't we go for a neat and clean appearance this time?
775 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:44:42.65 ID:Y5sd0+j90
Ah, I know!
Just get yourself one of those good-looking knitted shirts.
You know, one with skinny sleeves, for example.
776 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:44:58.44 ID:7QHxIabi0
Damn, you guys are pretty harshww Who do you think you are? Fucking Piko?wwww
777 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:45:00.95 ID:ENpzUOLd0
>>763
In any case, I don't think it's a good idea to wear jeans that are too short for you.
It probably depends on how short it really is though.
778 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:45:16.93 ID:LgThuI1X0
>>763
Don't you have a shirt or something you could wear instead of that sweater?
And if it's not too much to ask, you should switch to jeans that are darker in color.

Dat recorder casewww
779 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:45:35.74 ID:LKVsJH7v0
No, we're more like IKKO!www
780 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:45:54.82 ID:Jk+46LAdO
Can't say anything about the pants until I see them on you. If they're not too weird, you can keep them, but you should probably buy new clothes for the rest.
781 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:46:10.81 ID:G9meRb2n0
Well, you probably can't do much about your clothes when you're still a shut-in NEET.
But it's cold out, so you should at least put on some Genji gloves to keep your hands warm, you know?
782 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:46:56.99 ID:LKVsJH7v0
>>781

Yeah, they're great because they let you attack twice in a turn toowww
783 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:46:59.69 ID:P4Uodtg60
You'll be fine as long as you don't take off the jacket.
Keep in mind. You lose if you take it off.
784 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:47:17.62 ID:7QHxIabi0
2ndSis just came into my room and she was like
"What are you making all that noise for?wwwwwww Go to bed already!wwwwwwww"
She totally knows.
785 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:47:47.83 ID:qsUIzXD80
If my hunch is right, this thread was started by none other than 2ndSis.
786 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:47:52.04 ID:J8Fr7ibk0
I agree with >>778.
And the shirt should be a nice accent color.
787 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:48:02.08 ID:LKVsJH7v0
2ndSis always comes at the best timewww
788 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:48:03.68 ID:YeGQkX1p0
What else did she say? Could you post the whole conversation?
789 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:48:07.86 ID:6qsT2cJGO
That sweater is a faux pas imo.
Even if it's cold out, long sleeve T-shirts would be better as they don't make you look bulky.
But the biggest problem is that your outfit suddenly becomes really lame as soon as you take off that jacketw
Btw, if you're not good at color-coordinating your clothes, just play it safe and go with all black.
790 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:48:31.85 ID:7QHxIabi0
Okay, IKKOs, what is an "accent color"?
791 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:48:47.99 ID:G9meRb2n0
Don't you have any other sweaters? Preferably one that's so thick that it'll make her go "Aren't you hot? Why don't you take it off?".
792 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:49:01.69 ID:OZQKitJeO
I feel like a few knitted pieces of clothing could do wonders here.
Since the jacket is rather dark in color, a light-colored muffler and a knit cap would be perfect.
793 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:49:42.66 ID:Y5sd0+j90
Make sure to take sunglasses and a mask with you.
794 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:50:08.57 ID:7QHxIabi0
I feel like a dumbass because I don't have the slightest clue what you guys are writing aboutwwwwwwwww
795 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:51:08.63 ID:J8Fr7ibk0
>>790
An accent color is supposed to add life to plain color schemes.
Like mellow red in your case.
796 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:51:14.30 ID:Jk+46LAdO
I love men that look good in a cardigan!
797 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:52:23.82 ID:G9meRb2n0
All alone with Glasses in a private room... I can see why you'd get hot.
And if you strip, you should be wearing a tank top under the sweater. The kind that Mr. Abe would like.
798 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:52:28.61 ID:IopIA9dR0
>>1
The jacket looks fine, but you should really do something about the rest.
As for shoes, Jack Purcells would do the job.
799 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:52:58.74 ID:Y5sd0+j90
>>790
It's a bold color we want you to add to your color scheme so you don't look like a pile of shit with all those dull colors.
800 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:53:33.65 ID:OZQKitJeO
What's your budget, Fapboy?
801 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:54:02.78 ID:nC0QWNqp0
Would a whitish shirt coupled with a cardigan sweater work?
It's a very safe choice imo...
In any case, OP should wear normal clothes instead of going all dressed up.
802 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:54:07.19 ID:Jk+46LAdO
799
"Like a pile of shit"ww
803 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:54:10.40 ID:7QHxIabi0
Jack Purcell? Is that the ultimate weapon of some RPG character?
804 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:54:24.60 ID:LgThuI1X0
How about a simple white shirt?
Wear a V-neck T-shirt under it.
And for jeans, I'd go with indigo.

Brand doesn't matter, you can even get all your clothes in Uniqlo if you want.
But make sure to buy the right size.
805 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:54:42.58 ID:G9meRb2n0
Sounds like the name of an inequality to me. Jack Purcell's inequality.
806 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:54:42.79 ID:kTO9sKvc0
Cute Glasses is cute.


http://pict.or.tp/img/38763.jpg
807 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:56:01.26 ID:Y5sd0+j90
>>806
GJ!
Next time, draw her with a flute between her... Sorry, nevermind.
808 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:56:31.77 ID:7QHxIabi0
"Indigo" reminds me of the first season of pokemon.
809 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:56:38.04 ID:LHqMyfy20
Finally caught up with the thread.
I lost it at "ultimate weapon"wwwwww
810 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:56:46.71 ID:r97HQ9o/0
>>806
GJ!
Cute Glasses is cute.
811 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:57:29.02 ID:Yc76tIqnO
That's like pretty fucking cutewww
812 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:57:34.59 ID:LgThuI1X0
You can't go wrong if you wear a white shirt and a V-neck T-shirt with long sleeves under it.
As for pants, I'd recommend non-washing jeans.

If you're broke, just buy them in Uniqlo.
Don't buy clothes that are too big for you though.
813 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:57:42.66 ID:ENpzUOLd0
>>794
Let me explain.
- Since all your clothes are dark, you should wear one or two pieces of clothing that are a brighter color.
- Wear a shirt instead of the sweater (a shirt is usually a garment with a collar and a full vertical opening with buttons)
Another option is to wear a long sleeve T-shirt made from a thin fabric.
Hope I got it right myself.
814 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:58:25.60 ID:Jk+46LAdO
Cardigans and sweaters don't look good on bulky guys with distinct faces though. It all depends on who's wearing it. Shouldn't we ask 1 about his outer appearance first?
815 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:59:07.44 ID:FgEnwY5R0
How long is your hair?
816 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:59:13.12 ID:OZQKitJeO
>>814
Agreed.
817 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:59:14.11 ID:URXuGmFo0
>>806
I'm so jealous, I want a girlfriend like thatーーーー
818 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:59:26.07 ID:Y5sd0+j90
Come to think of it, we haven't decided which songs OP should put on his iPod when he goes out.
819 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:59:36.66 ID:G9meRb2n0
A fujoshi like Glasses might be into men wearing kilts, the national dress of Scotland.
I'm not telling you to wear kilts now, but keep it in a corner of your head, just in case.
820 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:59:41.10 ID:7QHxIabi0
>>806
My body moved on its own and saved it.
821 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 01:59:43.26 ID:IopIA9dR0
http://www.rakuten.ne.jp/gold/hanjiro/

Give yourself a makeover for cheap at Hanjiro.
822 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:00:40.51 ID:LHqMyfy20
Guys, you can give >>1 the best fashion advice in the world, but it's useless if he doesn't get it.
Wouldn't it be faster and more effective if he got his big sister to help him out with it?

Just tell her the truth, tell her that you're going to eat out with Glasses.
823 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:00:54.86 ID:J8Fr7ibk0
That is a sweatshirt, not a sweater.
And personally, I wouldn't wear sweatshirts outside, much less on a date.
A white shirt would be great.
One more thing, hairstyle is very important.
Make sure to visit a beauty parlor.
824 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:01:27.17 ID:PbhBrtXe0
For shoes, any Converse, Adidas, Nike sneakers should do.
For trousers, skinny jeans of a darker color would be nice.
For the upper body, get a long sleeve T-shirt and a jacket.
A down jacket, maybe. If you got all this, you should at least look like a normal person.
825 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:01:32.53 ID:G9meRb2n0
Going to a beauty parlor might prove to be the first big hurdle...
826 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:01:38.20 ID:6b99JiCZO
Believe it or not, this might be the happiest time of your life, >>1.

Wondering what to wear for your first date might seem like a tough time for a shut-in otaku like you are now, but there'll come a time when you'll look back and realize how it was the time of your life.
827 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:02:45.37 ID:7QHxIabi0
>>814
I'm like the uglier male version of Himesaki Shuri.
I'm quite skinny too.

>>815
Long. Kinda like Kumeta's hair in the OP of Sayonara Zetsubou-Sensei.
828 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:03:41.90 ID:kTO9sKvc0
When you go to a beauty parlor, you'll be asked

"What can I do for you today?".

Simply reply with a

"I'd like a haircut.".

When I first went to a beauty parlor in junior high, I was startled by the question and didn't know what to say for a moment.
829 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:04:10.90 ID:OZQKitJeO
Long is actually better because there are more things you can do with long hair.
I'm glad you don't have short hairw
830 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:04:32.67 ID:7QHxIabi0
I can't follow my own thread anymorewwwwwwwwww
I'm just sitting here staring at the screen, completely cluelesswwwwwwww
831 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:04:36.96 ID:YeGQkX1p0
>>814
Why do you always have to compare yourself with Himesaki Shuri?wwwwwww
832 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:05:05.49 ID:Y5sd0+j90
The name Himesaki Shuri doesn't ring any bells with me.
You'll have to show me a video of her.
833 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:05:47.30 ID:IopIA9dR0
Make an appointment → Pick a hairstyle from a catalog before you head to the beauty parlor → Show them a photo of the hairstyle you picked → Get your hair cut → Style your hair with wax and you've made it. It's not hard, really.

As for clothes, buy fashion magazines for men like "FINEBOYS" or "smart" and pick clothes you like out of them.
834 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:06:13.19 ID:G9meRb2n0
>>830 The overall consensus is that you should ask BigSis's advice on clothes and hairstyle and then introduce her to me.
835 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:06:41.03 ID:6qsT2cJGO
Keep in mind that you have to make an appointment when you go to a beauty parlor!
Just tell them you want an appointment for a haircut and they'll take care of the rest.
836 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:07:19.02 ID:OZQKitJeO
Take a magazine clipping of a hairstyle you like with you to the beauty parlor.
They have hairstyle catalogs, but you'll have a very hard time deciding on one on the spot, >>1.
837 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:08:06.34 ID:KLIiIrSB0
Shouldn't you be lowering your head and begging 2ndSis to tell you how much she knows about the whole thing?
838 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:09:23.90 ID:7QHxIabi0
All kinds of hurdles are waiting for me.
- I have to go outside to buy new clothes
- I don't have much money to buy said new clothes
- Will BigSis become my ally?
- I have to go to a beauty parlor to get my hair cut
- I don't feel confident about entering a beauty parlor, much less about talking to the employees. If I'm not careful, I might get a panic attack.
- How do I get by from now on with what little budget I have?
- I have to come up with things to talk to Glasses about beforehand
- I have to get used to going outside again
- I have to educate myself on yaoi. And read up on Bleach.
- Can this kind of thread even survive in VIP...?
- What is the truth behind the Fapwatchingbird? Will it come tomorrow?
And so on and so forth...
839 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:09:25.20 ID:zGWUPny30
What a creepy thread.
840 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:09:32.39 ID:IopIA9dR0
http://www.beauty-box.jp/style/mens/
http://www.rasysa.com/pkg/style/mens/

http://www.rageblue-ec.jp/index.do


These should serve as references. The rest is up to you, 1.
841 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:09:35.07 ID:PbhBrtXe0
Don't you have any female friends, 1?
842 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:09:38.54 ID:ENpzUOLd0
>>830
I too think that he should ask his BigSis for advice.
It'd be even better if she went shopping for clothes with him.
843 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:09:53.06 ID:mEp7Q/DZ0
http://kazuyanorenai.blog.shinobi.jp/
844 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:10:58.46 ID:nC0QWNqp0
First of all, I don't know what you're trying to do with Glasses, >>1.
But it's possible that 2ndSis and Glasses are in permanent contact with each other.
Btw, there's this one word you have to keep in mind when socializing with people: Cleanliness
I know, you see people wearing dirty and worn-out clothes everywhere, but if we're perfectly honest, almost everyone thinks "LOL WHAT A BUM" when they see them...
845 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:11:09.21 ID:6b99JiCZO
When a hairdresser asks you "What's it gonna be?",
don't tell him you want a hairstyle that won't embarrass you when you're with a girl. He'll tell you off and give you a long-ass lecture about self-confidence.
846 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:11:19.67 ID:OZQKitJeO
>>838
Just pretend you're asleep when you're at the beauty parlorw
847 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:11:27.71 ID:LHqMyfy20
Wasn't it BigSis who asked 2ndSis to take you with her that time when you went shopping for a new diary?

Then she'll gladly help her little brother get himself a girlfriend.
848 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:11:28.20 ID:oTW4LNLlO
You'll probably have to take off your winter jacket in a restaurant like Kichiri, so you should get yourself a nice long-sleeve T-shirt or something similar to wear under it.

And get BigSis to style your hair with wax.






Now get off your butt and take pics of 2ndSis's panties to post them here.
849 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:11:53.27 ID:G9meRb2n0
Upload pics of 2ndSis's girdle!
850 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:13:17.02 ID:FgEnwY5R0
BigSis will become your ally, don't worry about that.
There's no need to worry about the Fapwatchingbird either, it'll surely visit you tomorrow again.
851 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:13:46.60 ID:7QHxIabi0
Look, guys. Train Man was just fiction, a movie, get it?
If real virgin trash ends up in a situation like this, they'll find themselves confronted with a mountain of problems. A whole new world of problems.
Life just doesn't work like in Train Man.
852 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:13:51.38 ID:OZQKitJeO
And pics of 2ndSis's bewbs too!
853 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:15:20.74 ID:yF/KhkZWO
>>838
- I have to go outside to buy new clothes
Order them online.
At Uniqlo, for instance, shipping fees are free for purchases more than 5250 yen.
- Will BigSis become my ally?
Make her.
- I don't feel confident about entering a beauty parlor, much less about talking to the employees. If I'm not careful, I might get a panic attack.
I just clam up and stay silent the entire time.
I'm a cheap customer that comes only for a haircut anyway. I bet they fucking hate me.
- How do I get by from now on with what little budget I have?
Get a part-time job.
- I have to come up with things to talk to Glasses about beforehand
Talk about anime.
- I have to get used to going outside again
Start by taking night walks.
- I have to educate myself on yaoi. And read up on Bleach.
That's what wikis are there for.
854 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:15:31.59 ID:7QHxIabi0
Guys, forget about 2ndSis already!!! She's not on our side!! She's an ENEMY!!
855 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:15:38.06 ID:OZQKitJeO
>>851
You can't deny though that you're hitting it off quite well and fast too....
856 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:15:59.84 ID:G9meRb2n0
Don't worry, it's not like the world revolves around you, 1.
The people outside are too busy with their own lives to take notice of you. So please live your life the way you want it without worrying about what others might think.
Now get to taking pics of 2ndSis's girdle already... A BigSis is fine too.
857 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:16:28.84 ID:MVUiVwHM0
ttp://shop.mindwind.jp/shopdetail/003009000028/order/
ttp://store.uniqlo.com/jp/CSaGoods/135025-02#colorSelect
ttp://store.uniqlo.com/jp/CSaGoods/28078-65
ttp://www.rakuten.co.jp/z-craft/534595/#523724

Maybe something like these?
These may not be all the rage, but at least you won't look like an otaku anymore.
Wear BigSis's winter jacket over it and you're set.
858 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:16:54.71 ID:G9meRb2n0
I'd use the word "VILLAIN" instead of "ENEMY", it sounds cooler!!!!
859 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:16:57.86 ID:7QHxIabi0
Say, what is a "girdle"?
860 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:17:00.49 ID:fVvw2cFA0
First of all, relax. In other words...



Go jerk off.
861 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:17:21.96 ID:LgThuI1X0
- I have to go outside to buy new clothes
 Make an effort.
- I don't have much money to buy said new clothes
 Buy them cheap at Uniqlo.
- Will BigSis become my ally?
 She'll probably get a big bang out of it, but she'll help you.
- I have to go to a beauty parlor to get my hair cut
- I don't feel confident about entering a beauty parlor, much less about talking to the employees. If I'm not careful, I might get a panic attack.
 No one expects you to frequent a beauty parlor, think of it as a one-time thing.
- How do I get by from now on with what little budget I have?
 Get a loan from the BigSis Finance Company.
- I have to come up with things to talk to Glasses about beforehand
 I think you'll be fine. You two seem to have the same tastes.
- I have to get used to going outside again
 Make an effort.
- I have to educate myself on yaoi. And read up on Bleach.
 Why do things the hard way when you can just let her teach you?
- Can this kind of thread even survive in VIP...?
 On the contrary, there's a demand for it.
- What is the truth behind the Fapwatchingbird? Will it come tomorrow?
 Now that is the main question here.
862 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:17:36.26 ID:J8Fr7ibk0
>>851
It's looking really good so far, so don't you fuck it up or you'll regret it all your life.

Try to take it little by little, step by step.
863 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:18:34.05 ID:OZQKitJeO
>>1
If you don't know which clothes to get, buy the entire outfit of one of the mannequins at Uniqlo.
You can't go wrong with them.
864 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:21:27.52 ID:yF/KhkZWO
>>859
A girdle is a piece of garment worn to make the area around the buttocks look thinner and more shapely.
I think you wear it over the underwear.
Btw, there are girdles for men too.
865 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:24:58.26 ID:OZQKitJeO
Think about it calmly, guys. Why should he change his hairstyle when he's already met Glasses once? Why not just keep his current hairstyle?
866 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:25:26.68 ID:Y5sd0+j90
Your mission objectives for tomorrow are the following:
Upload pics of Fapbird and an mp3 of yourself playing your flute.
I'll be counting on you.
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868 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:27:09.32 ID:7QHxIabi0
If Fapbird comes again, sure. It flew away when I wanted to take a photo today though.
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870 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:28:40.50 ID:7QHxIabi0
>>867
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871 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:29:00.90 ID:fVvw2cFA0
Have you calmed down a little?
872 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:29:35.37 ID:7QHxIabi0
Quite a lot actually.
873 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:30:09.50 ID:DgKFIyLz0
How long are you guys going to keep this shit going?
874 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:31:10.32 ID:fVvw2cFA0
Glad to hear that.
Well, you really don't need to worry about it so much, do you?
You're just going to have a nice meal in a restaurant is all.
875 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:32:02.27 ID:amPpnZKu0
>>872
Take a loan from the BigSis Finance Company firstwww
Though it looks like your iPod pranks will cost you dearly now that it's come to thiswwwww
876 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:32:11.12 ID:booVB+4vO
>>873
Even when you're playing a shitty hentai game, you want to see how it ends, don't you?
877 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:33:02.40 ID:OZQKitJeO
It's not like you're going to meet her for the first time, so you don't have to go all dressed up imo.
On the contrary, it'd be weirder if you looked completely different from last time.
If you feel like you have to change something, go to Shimamura and get yourself a knit turtleneck of a warm colorw
878 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:33:30.36 ID:rfAMXHi+0
>>1
Buy condoms just in case.
Actually, have condoms with you from now on at all times.
879 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:35:08.18 ID:7QHxIabi0
>>874
That's what a normal guy would think, I guess, but I'm far from being normal.

>>875
Why do I feel like BigSis will turn out to be a loan shark?

>>876
I couldn't agree more.
880 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:36:12.74 ID:e0h39r390
How much can you spend on clothes?
881 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:36:41.93 ID:rfAMXHi+0
When you go to that restaurant and you feel like you're both enjoying yourselves, don't forget to ask her out on the next date.

For instance, when you're talking about manga, say something like
"Then shall we go to a manga cafe next time?
 I'd love to read the manga you like, Ms. Glasses."

It's just an example, but it's important to say something that'll lead to the next date imo.
What do you think, gentlemen?
882 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:38:37.93 ID:fVvw2cFA0
First, post pics of any other "going out" outfits you have.

>>881
A date in a manga cafe? Really?
883 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:38:55.83 ID:GsfnYyW7O
>>1
This isn't a VIP thread anymore considering where it's heading.
Isn't it about time we move this to a different board?
884 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:39:47.61 ID:Jk+46LAdO
>>881
That depends solely on the mood. If you ask her out on the next date when she's not really into the ongoing date yet, it'll feel too clingy and forced.
But if you truly enjoy yourselves, the next date will naturally come up.
885 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:40:25.93 ID:6qsT2cJGO
Well, as someone else posted before, you've already met her once, so there's absolutely no need to change yourself or get all nervous about it.
Just try to look clean and tidy while being thoughtful and considerate.
886 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:40:35.47 ID:7QHxIabi0
Looks like my diary entry for today will be a long one.
887 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:41:25.47 ID:Y5sd0+j90
Are you still keeping a diary everyday?w
888 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:42:32.77 ID:rfAMXHi+0
>>1
End today's entry with

"Tomorrow, I'm going to buy condoms.".

Do it.
889 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:43:36.92 ID:fVvw2cFA0
Post what you wrote into your diary laterwww
890 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:44:10.33 ID:LHqMyfy20
Yeah, I wanna read it toowwwww
891 : BigSis : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:44:25.27 ID:amPpnZKu0
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892 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:45:20.57 ID:7QHxIabi0
Post my diary...?
Th-that's embarrassing... >///<
893 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:45:42.47 ID:FgEnwY5R0
Let's pray that his diary doesn't turn into a Fapwatchingbird observation diary.
894 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:46:40.66 ID:GsfnYyW7O
>>891
Wow, that's a lot fairer than I expected.
I thought she'd charge 30% or 50% every 10 days.
895 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:47:26.80 ID:Jk+46LAdO
Embarrassing?www
You've been posting embarrassing stuff in the threads all this time, you know?
896 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:49:05.90 ID:7QHxIabi0
When Fapwatchingbird comes tomorrow, I'll make a drawing of it in my diary...
897 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:57:44.25 ID:MohpCVsR0
I find 1pod diligently keeping a diary moe.
898 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 02:59:04.70 ID:LHqMyfy20
You should've gotten a sketchbook diary thenwww
899 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:01:40.31 ID:DgKFIyLz0
>>896
Does that mean you'll be fapping and drawing at the same time?
900 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:01:40.42 ID:6qsT2cJGO
Did he go to sleep?
901 : Akechi_Mitsuhide ◆GZT/xIiF72 : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:02:28.55 ID:apQoNepQ0
>>899
With every stroke of his pen(is)...
902 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:03:25.02 ID:Y5sd0+j90
He gets closer to finishing his master(bation)piece...
903 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:03:58.35 ID:GsfnYyW7O
Whoever's going to start the next thread, please do so in Part Flash.
904 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:05:13.56 ID:7QHxIabi0
I'm still awake.
905 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:09:26.34 ID:GsfnYyW7O
So your final goal, >>1, is to bone Glasses, right?
906 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:10:59.96 ID:Kqrd/Cs80
Glasses: "Are you staying up late tonight again?"www
907 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:11:09.69 ID:zNCQGQjCO
>>905
Rather than boning her, he's totally after her boobs.
908 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:11:17.60 ID:fVvw2cFA0
We still need to decide when to go to the restaurant with Glasses...
I think it goes without saying that it should be sometime this week. But since >>1 is free everyday... I guess we'll just have to make her decide, huh?
909 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:12:01.21 ID:7QHxIabi0
I want a girlfriend and I want to live a fulfilling life too.
Though I don't really remember Glasses' face. Heck, I don't even remember clearly what kind of person she was...
910 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:15:17.89 ID:GsfnYyW7O
In other words, the only thing >>1 remembers are her boobs.
911 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:16:14.49 ID:6qsT2cJGO
Of course, you don't remember her personality, you've only met her once.
You'll have plenty of time to get to know each other from now on.
912 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:21:17.75 ID:LHqMyfy20
If you don't remember her face, come up with an excuse and ask 2ndSis to show you a photo or a purikura of her.
It could work.



2ndSis: "Don't you use it as fap materialwwwwwwwwww"
913 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:25:24.91 ID:7QHxIabi0
I don't think 2ndSis will help me out in any way.
914 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:29:00.39 ID:GsfnYyW7O
>>913
It might be true that we can't expect any help from 2ndSis anymore.
In that case, use her.
915 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:32:33.32 ID:6qsT2cJGO
Have you always been on bad terms with 2ndSis, Fap?
916 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:36:12.52 ID:zNCQGQjCO
Don't try too hard when you're not even used to going out yet, Fap.(´・ω・`)

It's okay to take it slowly, you can't hurry love anyway.
Even if you don't feel any love now, it's okay.
Take it easy, man.
917 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:51:52.20 ID:7QHxIabi0
I think I'll go to bed now.
What do we do about the next thread btw? This thread might be long dead when I get up.
I'll leave the decision whether to change boards or not to you guys.
I have this feeling that I'll need you guys' help badly next time, so I'd be very glad if there's a next thread...
918 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:52:47.69 ID:7QHxIabi0
>>915
We've never had a serious fight, but yeah, we've never gotten along well either.
919 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 03:55:46.87 ID:0jSAdrs40
Caught up with the thread.
I feel like you'll have the time of your life if you just talked to her freely about anime/manga without trying to hide your power level.
920 : I_want_to_become_one_with_a_cute_little_girl... : 2008/01/21(Mon) 04:25:41.60 ID:6iaaufdi0
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921 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 05:26:20.25 ID:OZYyH7nR0
I couldn't follow either when everyone started talking about fashion.
922 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 06:05:07.38 ID:ehczeJWDO
bump
923 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 06:17:04.19 ID:gnLtRtxjO
I can't see any of the pics you posted, >>1. (´・ω・`)

Judging from her e-mails, Glasses seems totally interested in you, >>1!
You'll probably be fine as long as you don't step on some huge landmine or something.
Your money problem however might turn into a much bigger problem later on... Be it for clothes or restaurant costs, you'll always need money...

And you gotta get used to the mass-produced Zaku toowww
924 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 06:24:34.23 ID:nC0QWNqp0
Why don't you get yourself a part-time job and apply for a university?
If you're worried about being older than the other students, take evening classes.
925 : I_want_to_become_one_with_a_cute_little_girl... : 2008/01/21(Mon) 07:15:56.81 ID:6iaaufdi0
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926 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 07:24:10.51 ID:3eVq3l6BO
Yeah, I don't think 2ndSis can help you...

Consult BigSis

Take her advice

Borrow money from her on the condition that you'll get a part-time job soon

Start dating Glasses

Devote yourself to sex with Glasses

Say goodbye to Fapwatchingbird

Get used to society

Start a part-time job

Thank BigSis for all her help

Pay your debts







Go into retirement
927 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 08:19:58.60 ID:871Ez5c+O
bump
928 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 08:39:22.23 ID:booVB+4vO
>>926
I lol'd.
929 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 09:24:20.22 ID:JPet5UQu0
bump
930 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 10:11:59.23 ID:ehczeJWDO
bump
931 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 10:21:37.85 ID:7Wxll3riO
bump
932 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 10:59:43.43 ID:YrkC8OZ2O
bump
933 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 11:33:31.48 ID:e/lx+0nyO
bump
934 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 11:35:32.60 ID:pr4+WiE60
Start the next thread in Part Flash please.
But damn, 1 has gotten pretty good at writing e-mailsw
935 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 11:44:09.15 ID:3eVq3l6BO
Okay, whoever's >>970 starts the next thread. Let's go with that.

Don't forget to post a link to it here. Also, put "Glasses" in the title.


Did I forget something?
936 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 12:11:39.49 ID:OceHIktw0
bump
937 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 12:51:51.59 ID:GTALm5jSO
Bumping from my cell phone because I'm still banned.
938 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 12:52:45.99 ID:8JpUXtQ30
Is he still sleeping?
939 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 12:56:29.02 ID:svVRIE+T0
He's a real night owl.
940 : OPOONA ◆opoona/NYs : 2008/01/21(Mon) 12:56:56.20 ID:OOMUAzUZ0
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941 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 13:03:02.84 ID:G9meRb2n0
He'll probably get up soon.
942 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 13:06:28.32 ID:8d8fwl140
>>941
  |  ^o^ | < No one gives a fuck.
943 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 13:08:33.00 ID:Yc76tIqnO
Good morning.
944 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 13:09:41.48 ID:TDhW/WKP0
Part Flash is full of hidden affiliate programs though.
945 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 13:21:21.29 ID:G9meRb2n0
bump
946 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 13:29:47.98 ID:RnsMUggOO
The Fapwatching Bird Chronicle
947 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 13:41:26.67 ID:TR/wCDN1O
>>947
That was an interesting book.
948 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 13:52:00.51 ID:5WhHzo6O0
>>947
Was it so boring that you have to talk yourself into believing it was interesting?
949 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 13:54:46.68 ID:svVRIE+T0
The thread will end soon, huh?
950 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:09:44.78 ID:7QHxIabi0
Yeah, thread's almost over.
951 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:14:33.27 ID:booVB+4vO
Do people even go to Part Flash?
952 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:14:47.89 ID:GTALm5jSO
Oh, he's here.
You going on the date today?

Also, are you okay with starting the next thread in Part Flash?
953 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:16:37.45 ID:gnLtRtxjO
Is there a good 2ch cell phone browser for Part Flash?
954 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:17:17.21 ID:TR/wCDN1O
>>948
U-Uguu...(;´Д`)
I meant to quote >>946.
955 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:23:24.44 ID:7QHxIabi0
What do we do about the thread title when we turn it into a Part Flash thread?
956 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:25:40.97 ID:G9meRb2n0
Call it "Shut-in NEET talks about Gigabeat".
957 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:29:28.16 ID:7QHxIabi0
>>956
Am I the shut-in NEET?
958 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:29:57.46 ID:7QHxIabi0
The title should contain certain keywords so people can find the threads.
959 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:31:42.58 ID:G9meRb2n0
Yeah, you might wanna put "iPod" in the title.
960 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:32:05.66 ID:ZIQQ+cjy0
The most important keyword is "Glasses" imo.
961 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:32:27.20 ID:svVRIE+T0
This doesn't have much to do with iPods anymore though.
962 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:34:47.31 ID:G9meRb2n0
"Shut-in NEET gets podcast by 2ndSis and Glasses"
963 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:37:02.95 ID:fVvw2cFA0
Obligatory keywords are "iPod" and "Glasses".
There's also "shut-in NEET", "Fapwatchbird" and "2ndSis" etc.
964 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:38:24.81 ID:OceHIktw0
So where do we start the next thread?
965 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:40:27.59 ID:DgKFIyLz0
It's about time we move it to Part Flash, isn't it?
966 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:41:14.55 ID:7QHxIabi0
Stop calling me a shut-in NEET all the time!ww Though I am a shut-in NEETwww
967 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:41:49.53 ID:7QHxIabi0
>>965
I guess. How is it like in Part Flash anyway?
968 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:42:09.01 ID:OceHIktw0
Never mind the fact that you're a shut-in NEET and decide where to start the next thread, retardww
969 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:44:28.92 ID:DgKFIyLz0
>>967
Normal.
970 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:45:27.06 ID:GTALm5jSO
I'll go start the next thread then.
Give me a minute.
971 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:45:43.04 ID:booVB+4vO
Rooting for Fapwatchbird from my office!
Where will the next thread be? Someone post a link to it plz.
I also think it'd be great if someone could make a simple summary site.
It'd make it a lot easier for 2channers to find the threads, wouldn't it?
972 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:47:07.52 ID:7QHxIabi0
A summary site...
973 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:49:17.13 ID:GTALm5jSO
Glasses and Shut-in NEET pod together
http://ex14.vip2ch.com/test/read.cgi/part4vip/1200894459/
974 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:49:30.30 ID:G9meRb2n0
>>957 I'm not a NEET, but I'm rooting for you from the other side.
975 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 14:54:37.38 ID:7QHxIabi0
This is going to be my first time in Part Flash.
976 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 15:13:36.14 ID:OZQKitJeO
Part Flash loads so slowly on my cell phone...
977 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 15:27:08.20 ID:lEqo7Y7oO
Browsing Part Flash on a cell phone is a pain.
Anyone know a special browser for it? orz
978 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 15:38:40.48 ID:pr4+WiE60
On a PC, it's possible to manually set your 2ch browser to work with Part Flash.

And on cell phones, you'll have to find a 2ch browser that supports Part Flash or one that can be set to work with Part Flash, I guess.
979 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 15:41:27.10 ID:qsUIzXD80
Guys, hear me out, let me tell you about something that happened to me yesterdaywwwwwwwwwwwwww
Some creepy otaku was actually listening to a Gigabeat(LOL) in a train right in front of my eyes yesterdaywwww
And you know what I heard?ww If you fasten the Gigabeat(LOL) to its strap, it hangs upside down, can you believe that?www
And it only has a few gigabytes of storagewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I was likewwwwwwwww this guy's so lamewwwwwwwwwwww
So I pulled out my 80GB iPod out of my pocketwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
When he saw it, his face went all red and he quickly stuffed his upside-down Gigabeat(ROFL) into his bag and got off at the next station as if to run awaywwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Say what you will, the iPod is still TEH shitwwww Most of its users are handsome guys, while users of other players are all ugly as fuckwww
The whole world thinks the iPod is cool, stylish, and popular. It's world famous and I use it too!
The other players are seen as lame, "WTF LOL" tier and "creepy shit for otaku" tierwwww
I don't know much about them and I don't need to because why would you use anything besides the iPod? is what everyone sayswwwwwwwwwwwww
Just having an iPod with you instantly makes you popular among girlswwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Well, the fat, snotty, uncircumcised, creepy, ugly non-iPodders would never understand and make all kinds of otaku-ish excuses only to live short tragic liveswww
Loserswwwww PffwwwwwwHahahahawwwwwwwww
980 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 15:43:10.02 ID:teUicYcnO
Listen, >>1.
You better never tell any lies to her.
Firstly, you never know how much she actually knows.
Secondly, I honestly don't think you can come up with lies that won't get exposed in the long run, >>1.
Just imagine how embarrassing it'd be if you lied to her about yourself and she found out about it much later on.

This is especially true when it comes to you being a friendless virgin otaku shut-in NEET.
If she should ask you something about it, either answer honestly or tell her you don't want to talk about it and change the topic.
981 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 15:50:18.21 ID:7QHxIabi0
>>you being a friendless virgin otaku shut-in NEET
That's like a collection of the worst attributes one can have, isn't it? But yeah, I gotcha, buddy.
982 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 15:52:47.53 ID:7QHxIabi0
So shall we fill up this thread and I'll report what happened today in the new thread?
983 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 15:54:08.88 ID:pr4+WiE60
Okay, let's fill this shit up.
984 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 15:55:14.22 ID:GTALm5jSO
I can only agree.
I don't know what you want to do with Glasses, but if you should fall in love with her, you'll just have to work hard to become someone worthy of her.
I bet she already figured out that you're a shut-in NEET anyway.
If not, don't be afraid to tell her the truth when she asks you about it.
And then show her that you're trying hard to change.
I'm sure she'll understand and support you. I mean, you even share the same hobbies.

But if that's too much of a pain for you, you can always switch to the Flag Crusher routew
Let's be honest though, one needs a lot of courage to suddenly start working or going to school after being a shut-in for years.
In case you do want to give it a shot, I recommend going to a vocational school, provided that your family has the means to support you.

But I digress.

Let's bury this thread.
985 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 15:57:40.81 ID:7QHxIabi0
Is Glasses even as big-hearted as you all think?ww
986 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 16:01:03.44 ID:fVvw2cFA0
No matter how big-hearted Glasses is, you don't stand a chance the way you are now, >>1.
But if you keep changing, even if only little by little, Glasses should notice.


Besides, you said it yourself. Actually, you just wanna fondle her boobs, right?www
987 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 16:04:43.81 ID:3cjd8Rku0
Where the hell is Part Flash!?
988 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 16:05:12.44 ID:GTALm5jSO
Big-hearted, huh...
If you think about it like that, it'd be actually better if she already knew.
Because that'd mean she wrote all those e-mails to you and even invited you to a meal knowing that you're a shut-in otaku.

Damn, I wanna fondle her boobs so bad.
989 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 16:05:43.03 ID:ZIQQ+cjy0
Here:
http://ex14.vip2ch.com/test/read.cgi/part4vip/1200894459/
990 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 16:11:57.43 ID:teUicYcnO
>>981
You can hide the rest if you want, but you have to tell her you're a NEET.
Human relationships don't work like on an anonymous board like VIP, you see?
People just can't establish a relationship if they don't know each other well enough.
Especially in a country like Japan where people define themselves mostly by the school they went to and the job they do.

But I bet Glasses has already heard about it from 2ndSis.
Let's just hope they don't have an "unspoken agreement" though because it'll be really awkward when they're trying to avoid the elephant in the room all the time.
991 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 16:19:55.86 ID:7QHxIabi0
I see. Keep changing, huh?
I wonder if I have it in me to change though.
But since you never know you're at a turning point of your life until it's over, I guess I just ought to pretend it's one and make an effort. To fondle her boobs.
That's right, I want to fondle her boobs and take a deep whiff of her hair too.
992 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 16:25:22.25 ID:7QHxIabi0
And no one's aroundwwww I'm such a lonely NEETwwwwwww
Will anyone even come to the Part Flash thread...?
993 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 16:27:30.97 ID:ZIQQ+cjy0
I'm around.
994 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 16:28:44.40 ID:7QHxIabi0
"The Fapwatching Bird Chronicle"
The Fapwatchingbird is a bird that watches you fap.
From atop the thick, grey clouds it comes, spreads its wings to watch men jerk off their raging boners day after day.
In the world under him, there is a human residence. An inconspicuous human residence you can find anywhere.
995 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 16:31:11.37 ID:7QHxIabi0
As the bird lands on the balcony, its eyes catch sight of a man inside the residence.
It's a man whose daily life only consists of sitting in front of his computer and wasting time that flies by at a terrific speed.
The Fapwatchingbird thinks to itself:
"A good fap is good."
996 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 16:32:56.66 ID:teUicYcnO
Unlike VIP, you rarely get real-time responses over in Part Flash.
It goes like this: People check your thread a few times a day and if there's a new report from you, they comment on it. That's all.
Thus, there'll probably be a lot less people there to help you with replying to e-mails, for instance.
997 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 16:34:20.53 ID:fVvw2cFA0
Yeah, you'll have to make some effort if you wanna fondle her boobs, dudewww
Fuck, I wanna fondle Glasses' boobs toowwwww



I also wanna see 2ndSis's panties.
998 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 16:35:14.58 ID:7QHxIabi0
The man sees the Fapwatchingbird on the balcony, takes out his cell phone and draws closer to take a picture.
Upon closer inspection, he's a frail-looking young man with a face that screams "I'm a loser".
The Fapwatchingbird spreads its wings again and flies back into the sky.
Leaving behind the words
"I'll come again tomorrow."
999 : 1 ◆BjFLQHlJXw : 2008/01/21(Mon) 16:36:13.96 ID:7QHxIabi0
>>996
I'm so screwed.
1000 : VIPPER : 2008/01/21(Mon) 16:36:17.29 ID:Hz+mSHC/0
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